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Old Jun 29th 2018, 12:09 pm
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Eventually received boxes from my brother in the UK. Having a beer with my newly arrived Twiglets, 'Her in Doors' pinched a few sticks and shoved them in her mouth, looking at her face my Twiglets were going to be safe in the future. This was followed by her suggesting that my newly arrived Bovril would go well in some of her recipes, divorce was mentioned so Bovril is no longer included in the recipes.
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Originally Posted by Stokkevn
Eventually received boxes from my brother in the UK. Having a beer with my newly arrived Twiglets, 'Her in Doors' pinched a few sticks and shoved them in her mouth, looking at her face my Twiglets were going to be safe in the future. This was followed by her suggesting that my newly arrived Bovril would go well in some of her recipes, divorce was mentioned so Bovril is no longer included in the recipes.


I'm with her indoors on the twiglets thing.
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When I hear of twiglets. I can't help but remember Mr Beans approach to them.
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When I hear of twiglets. I can't help but remember Mr Beans approach to them.
Just googled it, brilliant clip.
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Eventually received boxes from my brother in the UK. Having a beer with my newly arrived Twiglets, 'Her in Doors' pinched a few sticks and shoved them in her mouth, looking at her face my Twiglets were going to be safe in the future. This was followed by her suggesting that my newly arrived Bovril would go well in some of her recipes, divorce was mentioned so Bovril is no longer included in the recipes.


Love Twiglets. I’m more of an OXO fan myself.
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saw this sign in Bali. Went Behind the bushes, thought the price was PHPs.
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Why, Mikek1? You were in Indonesia! About PhP11 for a number 1 and PhP18 for a number 2 isn't too bad, if it's clean.
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Had a no2 in Bagio and it was 10peso which included about 4 sheets of toilet paper pulled from a roll and handed to you on the way in.
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I never saw this, but my lovely lady admitted this to me today.

She was at a going away party not long ago and went to the fridge to get a large bottle of coke. Sadly she dropped the plastic bottle but picked it up and proceeded to open it whereupon the coke shaken (but not stirred) erupted into a volcanic carbon dioxide spray. She and her gf ran out of the room screaming. They thought it was a bomb. I only wish It was filmed. She also said she made a large toot....whatever that means.

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She also said she made a large toot....whatever that means.

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A 'toot' of any sort, size or content here is what we call in Blighty a fart.
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Really? You sure? My lovely lady does not emit such bodily functions. Just like the Queen.
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Really? You sure? My lovely lady does not emit such bodily functions. Just like the Queen.
My angelic looking granddaughter often says ‘Ooops I’ve tooted’.
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My angelic looking granddaughter often says ‘Ooops I’ve tooted’.
My missus does exactly the same as I do and blames one of the dogs.
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Really? You sure? My lovely lady does not emit such bodily functions. Just like the Queen.
Could not miss out on this one, From your previous posts I had assumed that she was like the Queen, carries no cash either. Ouch.
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I never saw this, but my lovely lady admitted this to me today.

She was at a going away party not long ago and went to the fridge to get a large bottle of coke. Sadly she dropped the plastic bottle but picked it up and proceeded to open it whereupon the coke shaken (but not stirred) erupted into a volcanic carbon dioxide spray. She and her gf ran out of the room screaming. They thought it was a bomb. I only wish It was filmed. She also said she made a large toot....whatever that means.

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She probably said umot-ot which sounds like are-toot. Filipino for farted.
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