The negative New Zealand thread
Nov 8th 2006, 9:17 am
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Re: The negative New Zealand thread
You can't phone anyone after 9pm because they have to get up for milking, and because they have got up for milking they ring you at 7am! 
Nov 8th 2006, 10:00 am
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Another lovely day............
A wonderful day in the Gold Coast..........22c overnight........although there is some much needed rain at the moment............but still 22c!
Bugger! Do you know it has rained 4 times since I've been over here?
Absolutely atrocious!
Bugger! Do you know it has rained 4 times since I've been over here?
Absolutely atrocious!
Nov 8th 2006, 10:03 am
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Nice Guy
A wonderful day in the Gold Coast..........22c overnight........although there is some much needed rain at the moment............but still 22c!
Bugger! Do you know it has rained 4 times since I've been over here?
Absolutely atrocious!
Bugger! Do you know it has rained 4 times since I've been over here?
Absolutely atrocious!
Nov 8th 2006, 10:22 am
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by mazi
It rained 3 times when I was in NZ - 50 weeks of the first year, 51 of the second year and 49 of the third.
Brilliant!!!!!!!
Nov 8th 2006, 10:34 am
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Re: The negative New Zealand thread
Kiwi Bank - it's a Kiwi but it's not a bank.
Nov 8th 2006, 11:14 am
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Paladin
Brilliant!!!!!!!
weird.
Nov 8th 2006, 11:21 am
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by mazi
Are you keen on the rain, then?
weird.
weird.
And there was me thinking you had a sense of humour!
Nov 8th 2006, 11:48 am
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Paladin
And there was me thinking you had a sense of humour!
Nov 8th 2006, 11:58 am
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by mazi
Yes..........Um, I do.
..... or sat in front of a laptop trading currencies!!!
Not much fun for my daughters though - doh!
Nov 8th 2006, 1:45 pm
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Paladin
It doesn't matter if its raining when you're underwater, diving with the fishes!!!
..... or sat in front of a laptop trading currencies!!!
Not much fun for my daughters though - doh!
..... or sat in front of a laptop trading currencies!!!
Not much fun for my daughters though - doh!
Nov 8th 2006, 2:50 pm
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by mazi
Ah! Hence the diving avatar. I hate the water. :scared:
You just haven't had the right teacher! (I'm also a PADI Scuba Instructor!)
Nov 8th 2006, 2:56 pm
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Paladin
(I'm also a PADI Scuba Instructor!)
But none of your weird Tantric stuff Dave. Even if you are wearing rubber
Nov 8th 2006, 3:02 pm
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Jack Daws
Now we really do need to meet up. I wanna learn
But none of your weird Tantric stuff Dave. Even if you are wearing rubber
But none of your weird Tantric stuff Dave. Even if you are wearing rubber
Would be more than happy to teach you to dive - just stay in touch and I'll sort you out when we get to NZ no probs!!! Once you've been surrounded by dolphins down there for ages on a dive you'll never wanna come up ever again!!!
p.s. I don't do tantric - too much messin about for my likin! I just wanna get finished and have a fag!!!
Nov 8th 2006, 3:06 pm
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Paladin
I refer you to the photo on the Who are you talking to thread!!!!
Would be more than happy to teach you to dive - just stay in touch and I'll sort you out when we get to NZ no probs!!! Once you've been surrounded by dolphins down there for ages on a dive you'll never wanna come up ever again!!!
p.s. I don't do tantric - too much messin about for my likin! I just wanna get finished and have a fag!!!
Would be more than happy to teach you to dive - just stay in touch and I'll sort you out when we get to NZ no probs!!! Once you've been surrounded by dolphins down there for ages on a dive you'll never wanna come up ever again!!!
p.s. I don't do tantric - too much messin about for my likin! I just wanna get finished and have a fag!!!
PS Never had a fag myself but a few mates reccomend I try it. But they are gay and I dont trust them
Nov 8th 2006, 3:08 pm
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Re: Another lovely day............
Originally Posted by Paladin
You just haven't had the right teacher! (I'm also a PADI Scuba Instructor!)
I did do a scuba diving course in the Dominican Republic in order to overcome my fear and loathing of the water, and I was rather damn good in the pool I can tell you. But when it came to the big sea... absolutely NFW (you like that one?!
).I also booked several trips with the dolphins in NZ a) because they are lovely and b) to attempt to get over fear and loathing of water BUT I never got to go. Why? Because it sodding well rained every time, didn't it?! And they cancelled (the company that is, not the dolphins, although presumably they asked the dolphins first).
FNZ