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Old Nov 8th 2006, 3:55 am
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Originally Posted by Paladin
Thats why God invented Dry Suits!!!

You're not allowed to wear dry suits (or wet suits) in NZ because they make you look like a sissy. You have to be well 'ard in NZ and go diving in the nud to prove yourself. To 300 metres. In the Winter (pick your month, there are 12 of them).
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 3:56 am
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Originally Posted by mazi
You're not allowed to wear dry suits (or wet suits) in NZ because they make you look like a sissy. You have to be well 'ard in NZ and go diving in the nud to prove yourself. To 300 metres. In the Winter (pick your month, there are 12 of them).
I'll stick to being a wimp then - sod the NZ'ers!!!!!
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 3:57 am
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I'll stick to being a wimp then - sod the NZ'ers!!!!!
Yeah!!! Now you're on my side! Sod 'em.
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 3:59 am
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Yeah!!! Now you're on my side! Sod 'em.

YEAH! BRING IT ON SISTER!!!!!!
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 4:02 am
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Hang on...what's this 'lovely day' title? This is supposed to be the neg thread! There are NO lovely days.
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 4:03 am
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YEAH! BRING IT ON SISTER!!!!!!
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:17 am
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Originally Posted by mazi
You're not allowed to wear dry suits (or wet suits) in NZ because they make you look like a sissy. You have to be well 'ard in NZ and go diving in the nud to prove yourself. To 300 metres. In the Winter (pick your month, there are 12 of them).
A kiwi lady I know didn't wear a wet suit when ski boarding (if that's what you call it ... having a bit of a blank moment here) and she fell off and suffered terrible injuries to her lady bits :scared:
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:28 am
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...... and she fell off and suffered terrible injuries to her lady bits :scared:
Now I know Im gonna get a net slapping here but.......... did you kiss it better?

Come on, Im a bloke, what do you expect?
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:34 am
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A kiwi lady I know didn't wear a wet suit when ski boarding (if that's what you call it ... having a bit of a blank moment here) and she fell off and suffered terrible injuries to her lady bits :scared:
OMG :scared: Are they ok now?
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Now I know Im gonna get a net slapping here but.......... did you kiss it better?

Come on, Im a bloke, what do you expect?
Consider yourself slapped
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:36 am
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Consider yourself slapped
Dont butt in. I wanna know if she did

PS Which lady bits are we talking about?
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:46 am
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Dont butt in. I wanna know if she did

PS Which lady bits are we talking about?
You know the bits I'm talking about Jack
She was bleeding profusely and had to have lots of stitches :scared:
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:48 am
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You know the bits I'm talking about Jack
She was bleeding profusely and had to have lots of stitches :scared:
Errr.....
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Old Nov 8th 2006, 7:56 am
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You know the bits I'm talking about Jack
She was bleeding profusely and had to have lots of stitches :scared:
S***. I feel all funny now and have to keep crossing and uncrossing my legs.

And don't you butt in either Jack!
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A bump for Rascal
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