The joke thread
Mar 17th 2009 | 9:38 am
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Mar 17th 2009 | 9:59 am
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Re: The joke thread
Their basic hamburger is now a $1.39. Though you can get it as a combo for $3.99! They taste better than the cheap McDonald's stuff.
A boy walks in on his parents while they're making love.
"What are you doing, Dad", he asks?
"Making you a baby brother", Dad replies.
Do her doggy-style then please Dad, I'd rather have a puppy".
A boy walks in on his parents while they're making love.
"What are you doing, Dad", he asks?
"Making you a baby brother", Dad replies.
Do her doggy-style then please Dad, I'd rather have a puppy".
Mar 17th 2009 | 10:03 am
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Re: The joke thread
Their basic hamburger is now a $1.39. Though you can get it as a combo for $3.99! They taste better than the cheap McDonald's stuff.
A boy walks in on his parents while they're making love.
"What are you doing, Dad", he asks?
"Making you a baby brother", Dad replies.
Do her doggy-style then please Dad, I'd rather have a puppy".
A boy walks in on his parents while they're making love.
"What are you doing, Dad", he asks?
"Making you a baby brother", Dad replies.
Do her doggy-style then please Dad, I'd rather have a puppy".
Love that one!!!!!!!!
Mar 18th 2009 | 2:56 am
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Re: The joke thread
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?' Yes,' he says. 'I was
in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5
extra points toward employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of My
testicles.' The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'OK. You've got
enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM You can start
tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 AM everyday.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 AM
to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 AM?'
This is a government job,' the interviewer says, 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?' Yes,' he says. 'I was
in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5
extra points toward employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of My
testicles.' The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'OK. You've got
enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 PM You can start
tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 AM everyday.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 AM
to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 AM?'
This is a government job,' the interviewer says, 'For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.
Mar 18th 2009 | 5:05 am
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Re: The joke thread
I was invited to a Hugh Yavin last weekend.
What's a Hugh Yavin?
Mine's a pint please......
Has anyone seen my hammerfor?
What's a hammerfor?
Knocking in nails.....
What's a Hugh Yavin?
Mine's a pint please......
Has anyone seen my hammerfor?
What's a hammerfor?
Knocking in nails.....
