Need "personal" advice
Apr 28th 2010, 1:19 am
#91
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Apr 28th 2010, 1:40 am
#93
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Re: Need "personal" advice
I haven't read all the comments, but there is one thing that might be noted.
Women produced one gamete (egg) per month and make a week long song and dance about expelling it from their body when it is no longer required.
Men produced several million gametes (sperm) per day. These have to be got rid of too. If the wife isn't around, it has to happen somehow.
Seasider is right. Don't go looking for stuff on your partner whatever sex you are. You almost certainly won't like what you find.
Women produced one gamete (egg) per month and make a week long song and dance about expelling it from their body when it is no longer required.
Men produced several million gametes (sperm) per day. These have to be got rid of too. If the wife isn't around, it has to happen somehow.
Seasider is right. Don't go looking for stuff on your partner whatever sex you are. You almost certainly won't like what you find.
Apr 28th 2010, 1:43 am
#94
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Apr 28th 2010, 1:48 am
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Re: Need "personal" advice
Men produced several million gametes (sperm) per day. These have to be got rid of too.
Don't go looking for stuff on your partner whatever sex you are. You almost certainly won't like what you find.
Or is it a bit ... dodgy? 
... Bessie on the Farm sort of stuff? 
Apr 28th 2010, 2:16 am
#96
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Re: Need "personal" advice
Trust me, singing and dancing is usually the last thing on our mind. And for the rest of the month, there's really not much wrong with our sex drive and we don't require men to fix any urges we have, just like you don't need a woman... though some of you guys seem to need the porn. Can't you use your imaginations like we do?
No, actually, they don't. It's just that you like to. Be a man. Admit it.
I find it odd you'd agree with that. Why the secrecy? Wouldn't it be nice to share it with your partner? Or is it a bit ... dodgy? ... Bessie on the Farm sort of stuff?
No, actually, they don't. It's just that you like to. Be a man. Admit it.
I find it odd you'd agree with that. Why the secrecy? Wouldn't it be nice to share it with your partner?
Or is it a bit ... dodgy? ... Bessie on the Farm sort of stuff? As for Bessie, are you talking about the cow or the milkmaid?
Apr 28th 2010, 2:17 am
#97
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Re: Need "personal" advice
Actually, you're right. Did you know that to maintain optimum health, men should have sex about three times a week?
Women have biological drive too.
The bovine, mate.
Women have biological drive too.
As for Bessie, are you talking about the cow or the milkmaid?
Last edited by TiddlyPom; Apr 28th 2010 at 2:36 am.
Apr 28th 2010, 3:01 am
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Re: Need "personal" advice
I haven't read all the comments, but there is one thing that might be noted.
Women produced one gamete (egg) per month and make a week long song and dance about expelling it from their body when it is no longer required.
Men produced several million gametes (sperm) per day. These have to be got rid of too. If the wife isn't around, it has to happen somehow.
Seasider is right. Don't go looking for stuff on your partner whatever sex you are. You almost certainly won't like what you find.
Women produced one gamete (egg) per month and make a week long song and dance about expelling it from their body when it is no longer required.
Men produced several million gametes (sperm) per day. These have to be got rid of too. If the wife isn't around, it has to happen somehow.
Seasider is right. Don't go looking for stuff on your partner whatever sex you are. You almost certainly won't like what you find.