Icarus

You need to get and dodge this massive bullet OP , explain to your OH the human body is an incredible machine. To best understand how it works, it helps to think of it as a car with flesh and eyeballs and hair. Now this car needs "fuel" to go anywhere, and it can accept all types of fuel. This fuel is provided from all types pumps. When the car is being fueled, it has to be turned off or else an Arab guy will yell at you and switch off the pump. Also, you're not supposed to smoke while fueling either, which is yet another reason to quit right now. So, as you can see, the body is a lot like a car, at least in the sense that it isn't anything like a car because it has more flesh and eyeballs and hair.

I hope that helps you OP .

TiddlyPom

Aren't yours?

TiddlyPom

That's true. I bet he's waiting for the thread to die out before he gets back.

Either that, or his wife has discovered his secret BE habit, (which, as we know, is far worse than porn) and they're in counselling right now.

LouiseR

Far worse!

I think it was Badassbrickie that used to post on here that said she had to stop posting because her BE habit was straining her marriage...

How bizarre that you'd put a forum before your partner, but I'm sure many do it!

TiddlyPom

And porn...

Burbage

Very sensible.

LouiseR

Yep So OP if you haven't ran away scared, either include your wife in your porn habit, be more discreet about it or knock it on the head (so to speak...) your marriage should be far more important.

Burbage

Or the wife should ask to be included in his porn habit, keep her nose out of his business or bugger off and see if she can find the perfect man (who doesn't exist).

It goes both ways.

TiddlyPom

Really? Is marriage *that* bad?

TiddlyPom

You've shattered all my dreams Burbage.

Burbage

What is life but an illusion.

Deancm

When they're not blue... In which case it's absolutely essential for an empty out...

Deancm

The amount of divorces give that impression...

Burbage

And there's only one way to ensure you don't get dragged through a messy and acrimonious divorce...

TiddlyPom

I can't go on...

Well let's hope you're keeping your self optimum... remember, three times a week for you guys. (And obviously, six for us girls)

Naaa, it's not the marriage, it's the poor choice at the beginning and the subsequent decision making that's wrong.

Well I guess so, though you could just split up amicably rather than getting messy and acrimonious...