Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Oct 27th 2004, 1:21 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Was out fishing last night and slipped over and pulled a muscle
In my thigh.
Then got nicked by a speed camera on the way home
G
In my thigh.
Then got nicked by a speed camera on the way home
G
Mr B reckons he has the key to healing groin strain, but it involves a willing female.
Oct 27th 2004, 1:23 am
#8327
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
Awww....poor G. I expect it needs to be kissed better. The thigh that is. Not the speed camera
Mr B reckons he has the key to healing groin strain, but it involves a willing female.
Mr B reckons he has the key to healing groin strain, but it involves a willing female.
Now I need a willing woman
G
Oct 27th 2004, 1:23 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Stewie
Watch out G Bundy's got a new toy. But I don't think she has the batteries yet
<sounds of scrabbling, head in cupboard>
Found batteries.
Oct 27th 2004, 1:24 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
I've tried that one before
Now I need a willing woman
G
Now I need a willing woman
G
Oh well, there's always a catch isn't there?
Oct 27th 2004, 1:25 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
<sounds of scrabbling, head in cupboard>
Found batteries.
Found batteries.
Will you be ok typing? Don't want any wobbly text
Oct 27th 2004, 1:25 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
<sounds of scrabbling, head in cupboard>
Found batteries.
Found batteries.
G
Oct 27th 2004, 1:26 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Stewie
Will you be ok typing? Don't want any wobbly text
Oct 27th 2004, 1:27 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
It's alright for you but I still need a willing woman
G
G
As you know, I'm always willing but alas I have to leave in a minute to get some new tyres for my car......
Oct 27th 2004, 1:27 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
I'm a woman. I can multi-task remember.
Oct 27th 2004, 1:28 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
I'm a woman. I can multi-task remember.
G
Oct 27th 2004, 1:28 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Stewie
If you're at work I bet that visiting professor walks in just as you switch it on
Probably. There's a few of them about today. Ah well. My reputation is well and truly shot anyway....
Oct 27th 2004, 1:29 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Now that's what I meant
G
G
....and I can do that thing where you pat your head and rub your tummy simultaneously, but I've yet to find a use for it
Oct 27th 2004, 1:30 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
....and I can do that thing where you pat your head and rub your tummy simultaneously, but I've yet to find a use for it
G
Oct 27th 2004, 1:31 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by Grayling
Sounds like foreplay to me.
G
G
Oct 27th 2004, 1:32 am
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Re: Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
Originally Posted by bundy
As you know, I'm always willing but alas I have to leave in a minute to get some new tyres for my car......
G
