Let's just cut the crap and have a good row
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Originally Posted by Cherrypie
Nope, haven't done an iota of housework...staying with my mum and she's spoiling me. Says I look weak and underfed
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Originally Posted by Bix
I would have you mowing the lawn ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by Bix
No need to be embarrassed we can have a threesome.
You can wash....LIW can wipe....and I will watch![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
You can wash....LIW can wipe....and I will watch
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Originally Posted by Bix
....and you say we have no intelligence. ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Originally Posted by Cherrypie
Gosh no!...I've never a mowed a lawn in my life...that's a bloke's job! ![Roll Eyes](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
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Originally Posted by AmerLisa
I see, making up for not being here earlier are we?? ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I do indeed.
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Originally Posted by Bix
Feed me ![Cool](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif)
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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Typical. Give a man a sandwich and he's putty in your hands.
I am the topping to your fav cake oh lioness of a thousand dreams.
Now next time woman remember the sauce.
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Originally Posted by Bix
But I am the filling in your sarnie oh lioness of a thousand dreams.
I am the topping to your fav cake oh lioness of a thousand dreams.
Now next time woman remember the sauce.
I am the topping to your fav cake oh lioness of a thousand dreams.
Now next time woman remember the sauce.
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Cherry,
Have you finished that lawn yet ?
My coat needs grooming.
Have you finished that lawn yet ?
My coat needs grooming.
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Originally Posted by Bix
Cherry,
Have you finished that lawn yet ?
My coat needs grooming.
Have you finished that lawn yet ?
My coat needs grooming.
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Originally Posted by Bix
Cherry,
Have you finished that lawn yet ?
My coat needs grooming.
Have you finished that lawn yet ?
My coat needs grooming.
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Originally Posted by Cherrypie
I told you...I don't do lawns. Why don't you just go and eat the grass? ![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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You'll give me a bad name.....the first veggie lion
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Now rub my tummy and you will be forgiven
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Originally Posted by BrigieDarling
Do you mean Goat?
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