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Uncle Fester Jun 27th 2007 4:03 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Geordie George (Post 4974321)
Excuse my ignorance on this, but where do the people who don't go to heaven go?
Wales ;)

Uncle Fester Jun 27th 2007 4:27 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by northerner (Post 4976311)
and Jesus says 'Today you will be with me in Paradise'.
Well, there's my theory screwed - it can't be Wales :D

iPom Jun 27th 2007 4:46 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Uncle Fester (Post 4979026)
Well, there's my theory screwed - it can't be Wales :D
No, not Wales.

The bible says that once you're dead, you die. Then when Jesus shows up for the rapture, we all get taken up.
Then we get judged ... at which point, we end up in heaven or hell.

Easy, innit!

Swerv-o Jun 27th 2007 4:48 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4979053)
No, not Wales.

The bible says that once you're dead, you die. Then when Jesus shows up for the rapture, we all get taken up.
Then we get judged ... at which point, we end up in heaven or hell.

Easy, innit!
So is Jesus really a necromancer then? I've had my suspicions about his links to the undead for a number of years now...

S

themerlin Jun 27th 2007 4:51 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Well he couldn't have been born in Wales, where would you find three wise men and a Virgin :rofl:

(Sorry that Joke predates the bible)

Originally Posted by Uncle Fester (Post 4979026)
Well, there's my theory screwed - it can't be Wales :D

iPom Jun 27th 2007 5:09 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by themerlin (Post 4979067)
Well he couldn't have been born in Wales, where would you find three wise men and a Virgin :rofl:

(Sorry that Joke predates the bible)
Now let's talk about the word 'virgin'... That's a tricky one because it can be translated into all sorts of other words, one being 'young maiden' .... or from the greek, (I think, can't remember) meaning 'dweller in her father's house'... not much to do with chastity!

And given that Jesus's lineage was meant to be from the line of King David (so the bible says) how is it then a 'virgin' birth?

Ooh, I feel all controversial.


:teeth_smile:

Sally Jun 27th 2007 6:23 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4979112)

Ooh, I feel all controversial.


:teeth_smile:

I knew those Nativity plays were rubbish :rolleyes:

iPom Jun 27th 2007 6:27 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Sally (Post 4979249)
I knew those Nativity plays were rubbish :rolleyes:
Well, they were a loose interpretation... :D

Sally Jun 27th 2007 6:28 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4979254)
Well, they were a loose interpretation... :D
Nice tea towels...:lol:

iPom Jun 27th 2007 6:31 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Sally (Post 4979258)
Nice tea towels...:lol:
My favourite is always the Inn keeper.

You can have so much fun with that role.

Hutch Jun 27th 2007 6:31 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Recent interview with Richard Dawkins on CBC.

esperanza Jun 27th 2007 6:39 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by themerlin (Post 4978334)
I to have read all 25 pages and have found no proof that there are no pixies living in my laundry room.
So by your logic my laundry room must have a pixie infestation :)
Well that would explain where all the socks go.....

Swerv-o Jun 27th 2007 6:45 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Hutch (Post 4979263)
Recent interview with Richard Dawkins on CBC.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LMIE2mgViFo
That was a good interview. I really like Dawkins - infact his whole manner makes him very likeable. And he explains things in very lucid terms, and uses excellent analogies to support his explanations.

I wish my teaching used to be as good as that.

S

Sally Jun 27th 2007 6:48 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 4979301)
That was a good interview. I really like Dawkins - infact his whole manner makes him very likeable. And he explains things in very lucid terms, and uses excellent analogies to support his explanations.

I wish my teaching used to be as good as that.

S
Yes, seconded :)

Swerv-o Jun 27th 2007 6:53 pm
Re: The first mistake in the bible!
 
Originally Posted by Sally (Post 4979311)
Yes, seconded :)
Why? did I ever teach you? Was I really that bad?

S


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