''F'' Grade for revisionist history. Broad did not walk after clearly gloving a clean catch. That was the reason for the hysterics in OZ led by by Boofa and your press. You need to get your homework up to date. More deflection at the'F' grade end.

Lyon a very average bowler with a clean ball. I wonder if he is now reflecting on 'careers being ended'

I will run with 2 offences. Thanks.

You are obviously not English then - Lyon cleaned England up.

lyon cleaned up with a ball that is now under question

as for two offences you have no idea about the only one

Speaking of no idea, spinners don't do reverse swing.

Another English clown .... welcome to the party. .... you want some more?

Good luck to both South Africa and Australia in the 4th test. Its been a tough week for all.

Morne Morkel is in his final test. A great servant of the game.

For both teams, go out and enjoy your cricket and have some fun.

Aussie whuzz does not know how much he relied on a scuffed ball, want some more yellow sandpaper. Spinners just do not do reverse swing so to introduce that is compelling evidence of further deflection. Add that to poor attempts at revisionist history and I will not ask if 'you still want some more ' as you cannot handle what you have got.

You best go stock up extra supplies of kleenex for wimps as the rest of the yellow tards get turned over in the 4th test whilst bemoaning not having an unfair advantage.

despite further poor attempts at racism this is not an English guy.

Ramblings of a mad man. Sorry about the Ashes. You will just have to wait for another bite.

I agree.

It looks like they are all getting on with it. It was enjoyable to watch.

hey

warner is that a bulge in your pants or are you just pleased to see me.

''nah mate that is Beoz, manning up for me. he holds the yellow sandpaper and my 110v cordless Makita grinder umpire"

So the next ashes will be totally memorable for the right reasons

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/a...-a3802571.html

More extra large Kleenex for wimps are booked

Yes looks like both side have made the effort to make this a test match for the right reasons and adieu to Morkel, a fine servant to cricket and the Proteas.
Meanwhile in new zealand a highly competitive second test has come to a second day close for bad light without a grinder in sight.

I am not a fan of Warner in the test arena - not in recent times anyway. Not the type of opener we need. Dashing 30's is not the type of Test opening I support. I was disappointed Renshaw got dropped first time around. He is the type of opener we need.

As for his attitude I put him in the same rubbish bin with scum such as Stuart Broad and Michael Vaughan. Warner is no loss and will be replaced.

Here is a good read for you. Must be shameful having a former captain without the balls to talk about this but still twits away on social media like nothing happen, even though his former team mate rolled him under the bus.

https://nestaquin.wordpress.com/2008/08/25/trescothick-we-cheated/

I thought we were close man, I thought we had something but as soon as I turn my back for a few days here you are talking shit to another man. The trust has gone man, just go!

''finally been admitted by mentally ill former English opening batsman'' yep that should do it

Very anti-English that article, almost as if the author had some sort of axe to grind. Bozo could've written it himself, except there were no spelling mistakes

But this is how the Aussies work, they act out scenarios which leave them looking like angels, and everyone else like assholes and it's like reading a cheap novel. Clearly intended to stir up strong national pride amongst mullett wearing hoons, and it works. It's kind of laughable because 10 years after the article was written, the tables have turned and it's Australia who are a disgrace to their forebears. .

The barmy army have got material to keep them going for years now, if Smithy ever comes back I bet he doesn't go out field for long, he'll have to do some major growing and hardening up. If they're ever told to lay off him, it'll just get worse haha

The only one I feel bad for in all this is Bancroft, he was between a rock and a hard place. Play along or not, his place in the team was in danger, plus his press conference seemed much less contrived than the other two.