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The last thing England need is that monster teaching themhis evil ways
The last thing England need is that monster teaching themhis evil ways
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So asks the graduate of Bogan high with a Bogan low. Twater is till too smart for you. As for Trots, me not being English, I am not sure I will be around for afternoon tea to ask.
As for Trescothick saying anything; You might remember the relevant post you made. I know its hard but even a Bogan low grade should not make it too difficult for you to recall. Something to do with mentally ill, you should be able to relate. Anyway I have promised to not mock the afflicted. So I will zip it from here on in and let you spit the dummy and throw the toys out of your pram, bet you your drop the lot
As for Trescothick saying anything; You might remember the relevant post you made. I know its hard but even a Bogan low grade should not make it too difficult for you to recall. Something to do with mentally ill, you should be able to relate. Anyway I have promised to not mock the afflicted. So I will zip it from here on in and let you spit the dummy and throw the toys out of your pram, bet you your drop the lot
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Proteas too polite to sledge, they know how to be winners. Not knowing how to be a winner is more Bogan style, then complaining about not getting notices for it is pompous. Anyway I did say no more as it is too much like mocking the afflicted.
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Perhaps you may wish to try and up your game by asking the mods very politely to remove your comment re the guys wife and Coogee bike reference, utterly classless, or should I say full on Bogan.
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Perhaps you may wish to try and up your game by asking the mods very politely to remove your comment re the guys wife and Coogee bike reference, utterly classless, or should I say full on Bogan.
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Proteas too polite to sledge, they know how to be winners. Not knowing how to be a winner is more Bogan style, then complaining about not getting notices for it is pompous. Anyway I did say no more as it is too much like mocking the afflicted.
BTW
Perhaps you may wish to try and up your game by asking the mods very politely to remove your comment re the guys wife and Coogee bike reference, utterly classless, or should I say full on Bogan.
BTW
Perhaps you may wish to try and up your game by asking the mods very politely to remove your comment re the guys wife and Coogee bike reference, utterly classless, or should I say full on Bogan.
The bike remark remains. There's more to that than SBW. As I said, if you choose someone with history, there's bound to be some Saffa without class. It's how you handle it that counts, and Warner did not do his prep well.
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Proteas too polite to sledge, they know how to be winners. Not knowing how to be a winner is more Bogan style, then complaining about not getting notices for it is pompous. Anyway I did say no more as it is too much like mocking the afflicted.
BTW
Perhaps you may wish to try and up your game by asking the mods very politely to remove your comment re the guys wife and Coogee bike reference, utterly classless, or should I say full on Bogan.
BTW
Perhaps you may wish to try and up your game by asking the mods very politely to remove your comment re the guys wife and Coogee bike reference, utterly classless, or should I say full on Bogan.
Australia have equated arrogance and non-cricket aggression as acting like a team - that's worked out well for them hasn't it
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Ah you are a Saffa. I take it all back then. Even Saffa's (you) can't win with grace. Now who's the bogan?
The bike remark remains. There's more to that than SBW. As I said, if you choose someone with history, there's bound to be some Saffa without class. It's how you handle it that counts, and Warner did not do his prep well.
The bike remark remains. There's more to that than SBW. As I said, if you choose someone with history, there's bound to be some Saffa without class. It's how you handle it that counts, and Warner did not do his prep well.
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I wasn't sure what Michael Clarke meant when he said Australia has the best bowling attack in the world. That is clearly not the case. SA have had the best bowling attack for some time.
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I've studied sledging at great length, in fact I did a thesis on it whilst in the toilet this morning. If you study hard enough a pattern emerges.
It usually starts with a crass, supposedly insulting and off putting comment from someone who just so happens to be crass and insulting. Let's say in this instance an Aussie cricketer.
This is usually followed by an instant retourt from a cricketer possessing far more intellect, let's say in this instance an Englishman, or a South African, or a Kiwi, or a Pakistani, or a Bangladeshi, or a Sri Lankan, or a Zimbabwean, or a West Indian or an Indian.
Sometimes this is followed by an outburst from the initiator because in their attempts at sledging, they themselves have been made to look foolish.
If you're gonna give it, you've got to learn to take it. Can you take it Beoz??
Top 7 Cricket Sledges of All Time - Cricket Sledges
It usually starts with a crass, supposedly insulting and off putting comment from someone who just so happens to be crass and insulting. Let's say in this instance an Aussie cricketer.
This is usually followed by an instant retourt from a cricketer possessing far more intellect, let's say in this instance an Englishman, or a South African, or a Kiwi, or a Pakistani, or a Bangladeshi, or a Sri Lankan, or a Zimbabwean, or a West Indian or an Indian.
Sometimes this is followed by an outburst from the initiator because in their attempts at sledging, they themselves have been made to look foolish.
If you're gonna give it, you've got to learn to take it. Can you take it Beoz??
Top 7 Cricket Sledges of All Time - Cricket Sledges
#1706
When the sledging is coming from the ump you know it’s going to be a tough tour:
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
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When the sledging is coming from the ump you know it’s going to be a tough tour:
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
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When the sledging is coming from the ump you know it’s going to be a tough tour:
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
#1710
When the sledging is coming from the ump you know it’s going to be a tough tour:
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€
“After losing count of how many deliveries he had left in the over, Tufnell asked the Australian umpire Peter McConnell if he knew, to which he replied “Count them yourself, you pommie b*****d.â€â€



