So you are an Aussie now? Thought you had married one and a incomer?


So I'm an Englishman now? A change from being called a German by your little Zulu mate ...none so dumb as the ignorant who make own assumptions over things they have no knowledge about. But you know what none of the above matters.


But as I always say and something you certainly do not get, it is not about the author of posts it is the ability to possess the faculty to debate the post other than attempt to prejudge the owner of the post ...

Always been an Aussie. Always been British. Please do keep up.

I support Australia in sport, like many of us who have lived in Britain and Australia multiple times. Its just the way it is.

I'm afraid your a bit to slow moving on the wheel to keep up. You've been left behind in my dust quite sometime ago.


Although your take on English sport appeared rather less than complementary not a few posts back. Moving on to what the thread is actually about, that being cricket, good news from PE. The Aussies are on the back foot and no South African walk over.

Finally ....... proper competition.

Your patter is apauling, Aussies take their ball and storm home every time they lose and you know it. Embrace it mate, you're one of them. As a West Ham fan, we've been known to conga through the aisles on relegation day, but to save any upset you lot don't have relegation day, you have 'also participated' certificates

Considering that everything before the word 'but' is bollocks, go back and review every Aussie captain's losing press conference, see if they ever give a compliment without taking it back moments later

You mean like how your last post on this thread was November - when the Ashes started - then you re-surface now? You didn't have the guts to banter during the Ashes at all. (expecting some excuse coming).

Talking about "taking the ball and storming home".

Possibility one of the worst cases of "pot calling kettle black" ever Stevie.

I posted a few, no replies so I stopped Beozzie, simple as that. Exactly what guts goes it take to have some banter with some bloke you'll never meet? Yeah I was quaking in my boots mate. While we're on the subject of things Aussies are shit at, learn to drive properly too

There's the excuse. Pot and the Kettle alive and kicking on the Cricket Thread.

Course it is sunshine, you're absolutely on the money as usual , I wouldn't normally bother with the sarcasm emoji but, well it's you aint it you're a bit slow.

Yeah. How weird.

Meanwhile, in South Africa, Rabada the destroyer, and SA attack dog, gets 2 matches which is a shame because he is great to watch.

Why would I care? They mean less to me than you do

Here's another Englishman treating the ladies like a true gentleman.

Are you gender fluid now or something, what's the relevance of this ? Other than typical Australian racial stereotyping?

If you want to play the racial game as you did then expect a bit of heat.

Bizarre subject to raise on a cricket thread. But I'd suggest best you move on with a degree of haste if in some way suggesting Aussie male behaviour towards women is something to be flaunted. Or gender relations between each other for that matter.