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Forum: Australia
Mar 30th 2005, 4:01 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Try working in the Engineering safety industry when you have some workers saying the term "she'll be right" - boom!!!!!! bye bye- One oil or gas plant blows up

I hate that saying , and think...
Forum: Australia
Sep 7th 2004, 6:34 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

It's the same here- it's surprising how many people don't use their 4 wheel drives for the purpose it was intended for. Personally I hope they bring in a test for 4 wheel drives - which has been...
Forum: Australia
Sep 7th 2004, 12:39 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

It is a b*gger.. I bought a 4 wheel drive that never saw the beach before I had it.. no rust underneath it all .. I've got a bit of rust on it now underneath.. me being lazy not washing it down...
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 6:40 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Top tips. don't look at the bottom of this page/thread for similar threads..LOL, that feature is running mad ..lol

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Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 6:08 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

If you're from "deadcliffe" put a Jack Beedham sticker in the back window.. this will help other drivers to stay well clear of you ( seriously .. next time any of you in Brisbane see a Jack Beedham...
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 5:49 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

you could almost be talking about the Brissie bridge .. the trick is to stick to the outside going very slow.. then swap lanes for some fun, then get back to the outside to annoy some more ...
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 3:59 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

LOL .. don't be stupid now.. LOL!~!!!! ( I love it!) just spat my coffee out
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 3:40 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Prepare for the fluctuating prices of Iceberg lettuce ( you've got to throw a lettuce in here lol ) .. run around all stores trying to find the cheapest ones.. so you can shout whoo hoo I bought...
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 3:21 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Jayr .. Good idea!!!!. I would have never thought of sending the local peasants or" pesents" back to the uk . Now that is a good thought for my next gift home to send to my mum-in-law
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 1:04 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Good idea go to London to practice your Aussie driving skills.. in fact just let your children drive, or maybe your dog , they probably can do it better than some of the locals here.
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 12:54 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

continuing the driving theme, overtake in the slow lane - this ensures you can get by those slow people who are sitting in the fast lane. while coming down the short curvy slip road... just barge,...
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 12:16 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Also, get used to swimming with sharks - cut the legs off a few rottweilers and chuck them in the water ( this is getting sick now! lol)
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 11:54 pm
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Dog lovers, When you overhear a group of men talking about their mongrels, please don't ask them can you see their cute little puppy dogs....
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 7:40 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

This is so true! I actually always say this to my hubby, or any mates of mine (male and female) - works two ways here.. Oh my gawd I'm finally changing into a man ..lOL ( and I'm certainly not that!)
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 6:09 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

In the right circumstances:
use the word sad - this means you are sick person

use the word sick - this means you are cool mate... whoo hoo do it again.


pronounce sadist - SAD - est.
...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 5:36 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Just don't go up to a feminie looking black gentleman in Sainsbury and say , where is the omo , coon and lovely legs..LOL ( I'm in tears..lol ..killing myself laughing thinking about it)
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 5:27 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

I can agree with you on that one.. I love the way I can just not bother dressing up for a night out ( I'm a slob at heart!) .

Mind you I can also miss that sometimes. I have a ton of posh stuff...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 5:11 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

you haven't seen what I wear LOL.. I'm half taking the P8ss out of others and myself - This is what I wear to my local pub - jeans and my hiking boots ( and I'm being posh... just blending in ! LOL)
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 4:23 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Buy a jetski, and swagger down the boatramp holding up everyone, and play around a while before you launch the damn thing
The boaties who want nothing more than to watch you not abiding by the...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 3:21 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Practice for a night in the pub, you have to dress up for this ... get your best checked shirt out.. shorts, and don't forget the trendy G strings attached to your rubber tyre shoes that you made...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 2:36 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

get used to the building quality here.. go out in you garden, knock up a wood frame.. cover it in bricks on the outside - do all this in the fastest time possible.. forget about the wiring just...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 1:41 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Simone, to get a job in a Qld bakery you have to say this below:

How are yous today? ( shop assistant)

( good thanks, and how are yous) ( me trying to blend in..lol)

what can I get you?
(...
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 6:22 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

welcome new migrants by running up to them and saying " How do you like Australia?" "Isn't this the best ever" at everything - even a blade of grass - say this a high pitched voice lifting it up...
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 6:12 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

If you are running a pub , please close early - when you feel like it.. do not advertise your closing times, only your opening times. Wait until a load of potential customers walks into your pub ....
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 6:00 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,885
Posted By Ceri

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

After loading up your shopping into the car, don't take your trolley back to the bay - roll it into the nearest parked car. The owner will be most overjoyed with his groovy scratch marks
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