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Alrightythen - another one...

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Old Apr 23rd 2013, 3:51 pm
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Originally Posted by Guindalf
Alrightythen - another one...

"Go to Blue alert."
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Do me a lemon. That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
Do me a lemon. That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.
That's a load of Tottenham, that is. A steaming pile of Hotspur.
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Reminds me of some of the stunts I used to see in Bangkok go-go bars.

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Originally Posted by jeffreyhy
Reminds me of some of the stunts I used to see in Bangkok go-go bars. ....
Cunning stunts, from what I have heard!
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.... the end of August rolls around and you chat semi-knowledgeably with your neighbor about the coming (gridiron) football season. (Like I did this evening. ... In my case you don't need to know much to know that for the local team the season is going to be filled with disappointment and frustration, there'll be no post season, and there's a strong possibility that the coach will be fired! )
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.... the end of August rolls around and you chat semi-knowledgeably with your neighbor about the coming (gridiron) football season. (Like I did this evening. ... In my case you don't need to know much to know that for the local team the season is going to be filled with disappointment and frustration, there'll be no post season, and there's a strong possibility that the coach will be fired! )
Why have you resurrected an old thread from April
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Why have you resurrected an old thread from April
Why did you start a new one?
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Why did you start a new one?
To save resurrecting an old thread.
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You start saying ".... different than ..... " instead of ".... different from ..."
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
You start saying ".... different than ..... " instead of ".... different from ..."
does that make this a zombie thread?
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... In my case you don't need to know much to know that for the local team the season is going to be filled with disappointment and frustration, there'll be no post season, and there's a strong possibility that the coach will be fired! ....
Two games into the season, with a 0-2 record, and apparently little optimism for the next six opponents/ games, the replacement of the head coach is already being discussed. Maybe I should investigate becoming a semi-professional "football" pundit?
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
Two games into the season, with a 0-2 record, and apparently little optimism for the next six opponents/ games, the replacement of the head coach is already being discussed. Maybe I should investigate becoming a semi-professional "football" pundit?
The Bears have gone 2-0, after being behind both games. If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of millions of people holding their breath.

Of course, it'll all be for naught if they end the season 2-14
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