Sally Redux

Fervent, yes, good description.

scrubbedexpat097

That's what corks are for

Anian

Very much so, especially when it involves things where you get a major injury rather than death. So God blessed me by only making me lose the use of my legs? Getting out without a scratch would be time to praise the intervention of someone with infinite power.

SultanOfSwing

That could turn one's arse into an assault weapon

lansbury

As long as you have no more than ten corks up your arse before having to reload.

SultanOfSwing

That would take some dedication. Not to mention cause some internal injuries!

It'd certainly be verging on chemical warfare, though.

Pulaski

Surely you mean "biological". .... And wouldn't that then move it into the scope of the Geneva Convention?

SultanOfSwing

Biology is just chemistry with moving parts, really.

Guindalf

I have a cunning plan!

Nutek

Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

Guindalf

I've got a turnip!

SultanOfSwing

There's one - you know you've been in the US too long when you can't remember the last time you had engaged in a spontaneous Blackadder quote-a-thon.

Here's a personal favourite from Squadron Commander Flasheart:

"Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face."

Nutek

Thanks bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.

Nutek

Steady now, you don't want to price yourself out of the market.

SultanOfSwing

Edmund: "Criminal record?"

Baldrick: "Absolutely not!"

Edmund: "Oh come on, Baldrick, you're going to be an MP for god's sake. I'll put down fraud and sexual deviance ..."