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Old Apr 17th 2013, 4:54 pm
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
I cant ****ing believe you just said that. You're an utter disgrace to the whole OCD community.
The loose spanners got scattered when my son was ****ing around with his bike. Everything else is in individual carry cases and organised appropriately within. They get kept in drawers or on a shelf in the garage.

I saw no point in running round after a bunch of loose cheapo spanners after I got the nice socket wrench/spanner set with it's own box.
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The loose spanners got scattered when my son was ****ing around with his bike. Everything else is in individual carry cases and organised appropriately within. They get kept in drawers or on a shelf in the garage.

I saw no point in running round after a bunch of loose cheapo spanners after I got the nice socket wrench/spanner set with it's own box.
Apart from the fact that they're now scattered around, and you won't know where to look for them if you need them.
Just knowing the're out there and not in size order should be enough to make you not sleep at nights. I feel like someone has just dragged their fingernails down a blackboard just thinking about it.
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Old Apr 17th 2013, 5:39 pm
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Apart from the fact that they're now scattered around, and you won't know where to look for them if you need them.
Just knowing the're out there and not in size order should be enough to make you not sleep at nights. I feel like someone has just dragged their fingernails down a blackboard just thinking about it.
I think the fact that they have replacements is making it easier for me.
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OCD community.
That should be CDO. *twitch*
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Originally Posted by Nutek
That should be CDO. *twitch*
Exactly. That bastardisation of the alphabetical order, always pisses me off.
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Old Apr 17th 2013, 6:32 pm
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Exactly. That bastardisation of the alphabetical order, always pisses me off.
I think someone did it deliberately. It is trolling of the highest order, when you think about it
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I think someone did it deliberately. It is trolling of the highest order, when you think about it
Exactly.
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
I think the fact that they have replacements is making it easier for me.
Just say you arranged them back in order again.
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You can't seem to communicate with anyone.

Just had a weird long phone conversation trying to find out which of 2 addresses I was given for a doctor's appointment was right. The person kept talking about "The corrected address" but telling me to go to the first address. Eventually I worked out she was saying it was "Not the corrected address" ie not the correct address. I think.
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
You can't seem to communicate with anyone.

Just had a weird long phone conversation trying to find out which of 2 addresses I was given for a doctor's appointment was right. The person kept talking about "The corrected address" but telling me to go to the first address. Eventually I worked out she was saying it was "Not the corrected address" ie not the correct address. I think.
Everyone here seems to understand the word retard.. just use that in future.
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Old Apr 17th 2013, 9:10 pm
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Originally Posted by paranoidandroid
Everyone here seems to understand the word retard.. just use that in future.
If you fly an Airbus, it yells that at you when you're 100' above the runway ...
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
You can't seem to communicate with anyone.

Just had a weird long phone conversation trying to find out which of 2 addresses I was given for a doctor's appointment was right. The person kept talking about "The corrected address" but telling me to go to the first address. Eventually I worked out she was saying it was "Not the corrected address" ie not the correct address. I think.
Good luck with not going to the wrong address.
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
If you fly an Airbus, it yells that at you when you're 100' above the runway ...
Presumably a feature added in 1988 after the crash at Mulhouse-Habsheim, because that is about the height of the typical forest tree canopy!
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Old Apr 17th 2013, 9:26 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
You can't seem to communicate with anyone.

Just had a weird long phone conversation trying to find out which of 2 addresses I was given for a doctor's appointment was right. The person kept talking about "The corrected address" but telling me to go to the first address. Eventually I worked out she was saying it was "Not the corrected address" ie not the correct address. I think.
You have to go to the other one.
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Old Apr 17th 2013, 9:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
Presumably a feature added in 1988 after the crash at Mulhouse-Habsheim, because that is about the height of the typical forest tree canopy!
A gentle reminder from the plane. "Retard! The throtle ..."
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