You know you've been in the US too long when...
Mar 22nd 2013, 1:41 am
#1247
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Joined: Nov 2002
Location: Where bad things rarely happen in movies
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Mar 22nd 2013, 1:52 am
#1248
He/him
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: WA
Posts: 18,866
Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
Mar 22nd 2013, 3:25 am
#1250
Joined on April fools day
Joined: Apr 2012
Location: 30 miles from a decent grocery store.
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Mar 22nd 2013, 3:39 am
#1251
BE Site Lead
Joined: Aug 2004
Location: MA, USA
Posts: 92,172
Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
Speaking of, you buy a years supply of mozzie spray at the end of the summer to see you through the next summer because it's so much cheaper. Same for ant stuff....and suntan shite...
Mar 22nd 2013, 3:42 am
#1252
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Location: Where bad things rarely happen in movies
Posts: 8,933
Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
Mar 22nd 2013, 2:45 pm
#1254
He/him
Joined: Dec 2006
Location: WA
Posts: 18,866
Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
......you decide to be ordained as a minister.
I am now an ordained minister in the First Church of Atheism........I can marry people!
I am now an ordained minister in the First Church of Atheism........I can marry people!
Mar 22nd 2013, 3:01 pm
#1255
I have a comma problem
Joined: Feb 2009
Location: Fox Lake, IL (from Carrickfergus NI)
Posts: 49,598
Re: You know you've been in the US too long when...
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in the sight of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ..."
Mar 22nd 2013, 3:24 pm
#1257
I have a comma problem
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Location: Fox Lake, IL (from Carrickfergus NI)
Posts: 49,598
Mar 22nd 2013, 3:50 pm
#1259
I have a comma problem
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Location: Fox Lake, IL (from Carrickfergus NI)
Posts: 49,598
