Circumcision
Sep 28th 2005, 11:48 pm
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Re: Circumcision
If you ain't a "Four by Two" and are not "chopped'--just look upon it as one of life's little drawbacks!
Sep 29th 2005, 12:46 am
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Re: Circumcision
The Circumcision
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was.
Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy.
Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down.
All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!"
"I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was.
Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy.
Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down.
All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!"
"I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Sep 29th 2005, 2:28 am
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by honeymommy
The Circumcision
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was.
Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy.
Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down.
All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!"
"I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Little Joey, at the back of the class, was squirming in his chair, not paying any attention to what was being taught. The teacher, Miss Wanda, approached him to find out what the problem was.
Quite embarrassed, Joey whispered that he had just been circumcised, and he was quite itchy.
Miss Wanda sent him to the principal's office to phone his mom and ask her what to do about it. After making the phone call, little Joey returned to class and sat down.
All of a sudden, there was quite a commotion in the back of the room. The classmates around Joey were all laughing and giggling. Miss Wanda walked to the back of the class to see what was causing the disturbance. The teacher glanced over at Joey... He was sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
Miss Wanda was shocked at the sight: "What are you doing?" she gasped. "I thought I told you to call your mother!"
"I did," replied Joey. "My Mom told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Thats ace.
Sep 29th 2005, 2:32 am
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Ray
So I'm stupid ... You and I are going to fall out very quickly
Aw dont be like that. Lifes too short to spend it making new enemies when theres so many old ones to choose from already...wow that was profound. I think I may have to trade mark that.
Sep 29th 2005, 3:13 am
#125
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Seemingly circumcision avoids that
Sep 29th 2005, 5:56 am
#126
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
However, the point I was making was about not making life more difficult for our kids by being irresponsible and "twee" parents.
Sep 29th 2005, 8:20 am
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Re: Circumcision
If you are not "cut" does that mean that you are a complete prick????
Sep 29th 2005, 11:11 am
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by rushman
If you are not "cut" does that mean that you are a complete prick????
Are we left with a shell of people (no longer even arging the issues) but trading insults based on physical appearance?
Thanks guys - I have learnt a lot from this thread (honestly) - and I hope that everyone who eventually walks away from this thread also learnt something too.
Cheers, everyone. Hope to meet up in another thread.
Sep 29th 2005, 11:19 am
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by derryckl
I keep hoping against hope that we (people) have gotten past cheap shots and personal insults against each other over this issue. Sadly, I think that probably all the insightful perspectives on this issue have already been spent - ... signals to me that it is time to move on....
Sep 29th 2005, 11:37 am
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by derryckl
I keep hoping against hope that we (people) have gotten past cheap shots and personal insults against each other over this issue. Sadly, I think that probably all the insightful perspectives on this issue have already been spent - ... signals to me that it is time to move on....
Are we left with a shell of people (no longer even arging the issues) but trading insults based on physical appearance?
Thanks guys - I have learnt a lot from this thread (honestly) - and I hope that everyone who eventually walks away from this thread also learnt something too.
Cheers, everyone. Hope to meet up in another thread.
Are we left with a shell of people (no longer even arging the issues) but trading insults based on physical appearance?
Thanks guys - I have learnt a lot from this thread (honestly) - and I hope that everyone who eventually walks away from this thread also learnt something too.
Cheers, everyone. Hope to meet up in another thread.
Sep 29th 2005, 12:19 pm
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by snowbunny
If a child has irresponsible and twee parents (perhaps you are thinking of the parents of Brooklyn and Romeo here), then they have bigger problems than their names.
Sep 29th 2005, 12:52 pm
#132
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Manc
When did Paul make you a Mod?
Sep 29th 2005, 12:54 pm
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
More to the point, what will Ray "everybody's classroom monitor' have to say!
Sep 29th 2005, 12:56 pm
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
More to the point, what will Ray "everybody's classroom monitor' have to say!
Sep 29th 2005, 1:00 pm
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Ray
So I'm stupid ... You and I are going to fall out very quickly
