Circumcision
Oct 1st 2005 | 9:32 am
#271
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From: Santa Monica,CA from Birmingham, UK
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Well if those flares are 30 years old they're probably due for a wash.
Oct 1st 2005 | 9:37 am
#272
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From: East Seaxe
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by lionheart
They might shrink, they are already a bit tight
Well they do say one should emphasize one's assets at an interview, but perhaps that's not quite what they had in mind.
Perhaps you should try stockings with the skirt - worked for me.
Oct 1st 2005 | 11:00 am
#273
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Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by CaliforniaBride
Whoaaaa! Hold on a minute. I am NOT thinking of having my son mutilated. Oh No. Not ever. Phew, glad I got that one off my chest. No worries there.
I'm just fed up with the messages and the comments. Infrequent but enough to make me feel uncomfortable. I'm just fed up and it bugs the hell out of me that someone who has allowed their child to be tied down and ripped apart for no good reason should make me feel uncomfortable.
Just found this:
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=282862
Now that makes me feel uncomfortable!!!
I'm just fed up with the messages and the comments. Infrequent but enough to make me feel uncomfortable. I'm just fed up and it bugs the hell out of me that someone who has allowed their child to be tied down and ripped apart for no good reason should make me feel uncomfortable.
Just found this:
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=282862
Now that makes me feel uncomfortable!!!
What on earth does it have to do with them
Oct 1st 2005 | 11:21 am
#274
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Re: Circumcision
Circumcision? It's no skin off my nose!!
Oct 1st 2005 | 12:44 pm
#275
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From: Richmond Hill, GA USA
Re: Circumcision
Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Does this mean you're actually going to get dressed today?
Well yes because it's Saturday and I have to drive husband to and fro to work on Saturday. Plus I had to go meet a client (young lad from Glasgow part of the big UK work force at Ft Stewart) and give him his airline ticket back to the UK-so had to look semi professional. However, tommorrow being Sunday-could be a pj day,
Oct 1st 2005 | 1:21 pm
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Re: Circumcision
Guy goes to the doctors because he has a strange lump growing in the middle of his forehead.
After a thorough medical examination the doctor is puzzled and sends him to see a specialist at the hospital.
The specialist runs numerous tests and finally consults his patient.
"I don't know how to tell you this Mr.Smith, you seem to have a penis growing from your forehead"
The patient replies "Well can't you just cut it off"
"I'm afraid that's out of the question, it's firmly attached to your brain and surgery will almost certainly result in permanent brain damage" says the doctor
"Well there must be something you can do, I've got a 12 inch chopper in my pants and I don't fancy having another hanging off of my forehead" says Mr.Smith
"Well, we could circumcise it I suppose" says the doctor
"How will that help?" says Mr.Smith
"Well that'll at least stop it from dripping" says the doctor
"OH Jesus Christ" exclaims Mr.Smith
"You mean that for the rest of my life when I look in the mirror I am going to see a 12 cock hanging from my forehead"
"Oh no" replies the doctor reassuringly
"Your balls will be in your eyes"!!!
After a thorough medical examination the doctor is puzzled and sends him to see a specialist at the hospital.
The specialist runs numerous tests and finally consults his patient.
"I don't know how to tell you this Mr.Smith, you seem to have a penis growing from your forehead"
The patient replies "Well can't you just cut it off"
"I'm afraid that's out of the question, it's firmly attached to your brain and surgery will almost certainly result in permanent brain damage" says the doctor
"Well there must be something you can do, I've got a 12 inch chopper in my pants and I don't fancy having another hanging off of my forehead" says Mr.Smith
"Well, we could circumcise it I suppose" says the doctor
"How will that help?" says Mr.Smith
"Well that'll at least stop it from dripping" says the doctor
"OH Jesus Christ" exclaims Mr.Smith
"You mean that for the rest of my life when I look in the mirror I am going to see a 12 cock hanging from my forehead"
"Oh no" replies the doctor reassuringly
"Your balls will be in your eyes"!!!
