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Old Feb 28th 2009 | 12:47 am
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Originally Posted by ironporer
Perhaps this was brought up already, but I heard on CNN this morning that Ryanair will soon start charging to use the toilet???
Yes, it has indeed been discussed
 
Old Feb 28th 2009 | 12:49 am
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Originally Posted by ironporer
Perhaps this was brought up already, but I heard on CNN this morning that Ryanair will soon start charging to use the toilet???
..serious?
 
Old Feb 28th 2009 | 1:16 am
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Originally Posted by ironporer
Perhaps this was brought up already, but I heard on CNN this morning that Ryanair will soon start charging to use the toilet???
Yes he is very good at being controversial and getting free publicity.A later article explains that this charge is not on the agenda...but its got everbody talking.
 
Old Feb 28th 2009 | 2:03 am
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Originally Posted by ironporer
Perhaps this was brought up already, but I heard on CNN this morning that Ryanair will soon start charging to use the toilet???
Who the **** are Ryanair?
 
Old Feb 28th 2009 | 5:56 am
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Lovely cartoon in the Times today.

Punchline is:-


I wouldn't mind so much if the toilets were indoors.
 
Old Mar 1st 2009 | 5:20 am
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Simple.same as the film.Some duck tape.long plastic tube.A small wisky bottle straped to the ankel. sorry but women and kids will just have to pay the fee.
 
Old Mar 2nd 2009 | 5:59 am
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I have a simple solution.

Use another airline.
 
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Originally Posted by bil
I have a simple solution.

Use another airline.
That would spoil their fun
 
Old Mar 2nd 2009 | 6:20 am
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That would spoil their fun
Sick note?
 
Old Mar 2nd 2009 | 6:33 am
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Sick note?
I'm never ill
 
Old Mar 7th 2009 | 10:57 am
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Originally Posted by bil
I have a simple solution.

Use another airline.
no, just pee in their seats, i'm sure the £1 fee wont last long! it will smell like a non-smoking bar in dublin
 
Old Mar 7th 2009 | 1:32 pm
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Just booked for Mrs P to return to UK via British airways in August School Hols , It was only 10 euros more expensive than the cheap Greek or Urinalair, that includes 23 kilos of luggage and complimentary drinks and plastic food.

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Originally Posted by poshnbucks
Just booked for Mrs P to return to UK via British airways in August School Hols , It was only 10 euros more expensive than the cheap Greek or Urinalair, that includes 23 kilos of luggage and complimentary drinks and plastic food.
The trouble with BA is that they no longer have the choice of routes that Ryanair or Easyjet have.

If you want to travel from a northern airport for example you have to change in London which costs more and takes longer.

Love them or loathe them, Ryanair do offer more choice!
 
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Originally Posted by dazzle
The trouble with BA is that they no longer have the choice of routes that Ryanair or Easyjet have.

If you want to travel from a northern airport for example you have to change in London which costs more and takes longer.

Love them or loathe them, Ryanair do offer more choice!
New route being opened in July, Bristol to Seville. Now open for bookings.
 


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