The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
Jun 14th 2007 | 7:30 am
#181
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Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
Have a nice evening and just to let you know the weather here is cloud and rain till Sunday.
Jun 14th 2007 | 7:31 am
#182
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From: midlands/denia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
Pretty grim here too, in Northampton. My poor dog hates the thunder, so I'm putting in a moan and groan on his behalf.
Jun 14th 2007 | 7:32 am
#183
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From: Wakefield/Andalucia This Year
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
Jun 14th 2007 | 7:42 am
#184
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From: Costa Valencia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
I understand that you locked yourself out.
I understand that you have a sore nose.
You pick a lock.
Or
You pick your nose.
Obviously you have muddle these two and consequently have a very sore nose.
Repeat after me,
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
If you say this enough you should be alright in the future.
Graham
I understand that you have a sore nose.
You pick a lock.
Or
You pick your nose.
Obviously you have muddle these two and consequently have a very sore nose.
Repeat after me,
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
If you say this enough you should be alright in the future.
Graham
Jun 14th 2007 | 7:44 am
#185
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,254
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
I understand that you locked yourself out.
I understand that you have a sore nose.
You pick a lock.
Or
You pick your nose.
Obviously you have muddle these two and consequently have a very sore nose.
Repeat after me,
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
If you say this enough you should be alright in the future.
Graham
I understand that you have a sore nose.
You pick a lock.
Or
You pick your nose.
Obviously you have muddle these two and consequently have a very sore nose.
Repeat after me,
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
If you say this enough you should be alright in the future.
Graham
Jun 14th 2007 | 7:50 am
#186
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 15,149
From: Costa Valencia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
Sangria does not fuel our posts, one glass of wine with our meal, but that is all.
Sangria in the afternoon, now that is a thought, would it help us with our posts or not that is a million dollar question as I tend to drop off to sleep if I have any more than a glass of wine and OH is not much better.
AH!! see the logic now . if we have Sangria we would sleep and not post!!!!!
Rosemary
Sangria in the afternoon, now that is a thought, would it help us with our posts or not that is a million dollar question as I tend to drop off to sleep if I have any more than a glass of wine and OH is not much better.
AH!! see the logic now . if we have Sangria we would sleep and not post!!!!!
Rosemary
Jun 14th 2007 | 8:02 am
#187
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From: Costa Valencia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
What is the world coming to.
A fellow member of BE, a MOD at that requests a response from us lesser mortals.
People respond and what do they get in return? THEY GET IGNORED:
No more Mr and Mrs Nice caring about people on BE, it is Mr and Mrs NAsty from now on.
Rosemary
A fellow member of BE, a MOD at that requests a response from us lesser mortals.
People respond and what do they get in return? THEY GET IGNORED:
No more Mr and Mrs Nice caring about people on BE, it is Mr and Mrs NAsty from now on.
Rosemary
Jun 14th 2007 | 8:07 am
#188
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 15,149
From: Costa Valencia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
What is the world coming to.
A fellow member of BE, a MOD at that requests a response from us lesser mortals.
People respond and what do they get in return? THEY GET IGNORED:
No more Mr and Mrs Nice caring about people on BE, it is Mr and Mrs NAsty from now on.
Rosemary
A fellow member of BE, a MOD at that requests a response from us lesser mortals.
People respond and what do they get in return? THEY GET IGNORED:
No more Mr and Mrs Nice caring about people on BE, it is Mr and Mrs NAsty from now on.
Rosemary
Rosemary
Jun 14th 2007 | 8:16 am
#189
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From: On the edge
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
I'm being mis represented
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
No I didn't ....read the thread
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
Had no choice under circumstances .... only place ...... under parasol in the shade, did no good still got burned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
Yes I'm like that
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
I called a lock smith via my bank help line and a carpenter came
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
I'll go and lock myself in a dark room then .... and I thought you were such nice people
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Not guilty m' lud
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
No I didn't ....read the thread
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
Had no choice under circumstances .... only place ...... under parasol in the shade, did no good still got burned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
Yes I'm like that
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
I called a lock smith via my bank help line and a carpenter came
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
I'll go and lock myself in a dark room then .... and I thought you were such nice people
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Not guilty m' lud
Jun 14th 2007 | 9:32 am
#190
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Posts: 15,149
From: Costa Valencia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
I'm being mis represented
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
No I didn't ....read the thread
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
Had no choice under circumstances .... only place ...... under parasol in the shade, did no good still got burned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
Yes I'm like that
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
I called a lock smith via my bank help line and a carpenter came
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
I'll go and lock myself in a dark room then .... and I thought you were such nice people
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Not guilty m' lud
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
No I didn't ....read the thread
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
Had no choice under circumstances .... only place ...... under parasol in the shade, did no good still got burned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
Yes I'm like that
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
I called a lock smith via my bank help line and a carpenter came
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
I'll go and lock myself in a dark room then .... and I thought you were such nice people
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Not guilty m' lud
Sorry was it the wrong attention?
We found a new role for you and you have not taken it up.
Sorry if you do not want to find alternative employment.
We analysed the situation in order to gain a clear picture.
Sorry if you feel that the analysis left you digruntled.
We found you a medical aid and that we think is probably the kindest thing anyone could have done.
But do you appreciate our efforts NO YOU DO NOT so now we are sad and disgruntled too. Is there a Club for disgruntled people in the area? No, No we do not mean the Clubs that are on all the main routes around the area - should have said group really.
Hope your nose feels better soon.
Rosemary
Jun 14th 2007 | 9:34 am
#191
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Posts: 15,149
From: Costa Valencia
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
We are nice people and that is why we responded to your cry for attention.
Sorry was it the wrong attention?
We found a new role for you and you have not taken it up.
Sorry if you do not want to find alternative employment.
We analysed the situation in order to gain a clear picture.
Sorry if you feel that the analysis left you digruntled.
We found you a medical aid and that we think is probably the kindest thing anyone could have done.
But do you appreciate our efforts NO YOU DO NOT so now we are sad and disgruntled too. Is there a Club for disgruntled people in the area? No, No we do not mean the Clubs that are on all the main routes around the area - should have said group really.
Hope your nose feels better soon.
Rosemary
Sorry was it the wrong attention?
We found a new role for you and you have not taken it up.
Sorry if you do not want to find alternative employment.
We analysed the situation in order to gain a clear picture.
Sorry if you feel that the analysis left you digruntled.
We found you a medical aid and that we think is probably the kindest thing anyone could have done.
But do you appreciate our efforts NO YOU DO NOT so now we are sad and disgruntled too. Is there a Club for disgruntled people in the area? No, No we do not mean the Clubs that are on all the main routes around the area - should have said group really.
Hope your nose feels better soon.
Rosemary
Are we sad or what?
Where is everyone?
Is it football, TV or what?
Rosemary
Jun 14th 2007 | 9:49 am
#194
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Posts: 1,900
From: Wakefield/Andalucia This Year
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
and I think Mitzy has gone to the dark room
if you cant take a joke,dont know about everyone else,am I sad also?? and Im off to bed soon,Andy,s up at 04:45 
its also bloody raining
Jun 14th 2007 | 9:50 am
#195
RETIRED ;-))
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 20,156
From: Benalmadena Pueblo,Spain
Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
Britain has talent.... they are auditioning all over UK for an act to go to the royal variety concert. Click on the link in the first post in the thread that I linked to. Magic and just as good tonight.
