The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
#166
You'd be amazed that when its sunny most days you look forward to some clouds. Its 7.40 ish now and the temp outside is 30 degrees. I am sweltering and my nose hurts
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#175
QUOTE=sam parky;4915234]He cant just disappear for a few days without telling us he is going, then have us all feeling sorry for him when he comes back lol
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Dont be rotton,his nose hurts...............
[/QUOTE]Dont be rotton,his nose hurts...............
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He has lived over here long enough to know to sit in the shade
Have you heard the saying "Burn your arse you sit on the blisters" The only thing is Mitzy will have blisters on his nose 
Hows life with you Jandy? Is hubby home tonight, is he knackered or are you on the pop? I am hoping he is home, you have had a nice meal and are going to snuggle up and watch a movie (fingers crossed).
#177
OK it is time to evaluate the situation that you were in.
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Now how many people can boast that someone else would LOVE to have endured their particular traumatic time.
So stop feeling so sorry for yourself and start gloating.
End of sermon, end of misery and beginning of a whole new role in life.
Rosemary
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Now how many people can boast that someone else would LOVE to have endured their particular traumatic time.
So stop feeling so sorry for yourself and start gloating.
End of sermon, end of misery and beginning of a whole new role in life.
Rosemary
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Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,254

OK it is time to evaluate the situation that you were in.
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Now how many people can boast that someone else would LOVE to have endured their particular traumatic time.
So stop feeling so sorry for yourself and start gloating.
End of sermon, end of misery and beginning of a whole new role in life.
Rosemary
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Now how many people can boast that someone else would LOVE to have endured their particular traumatic time.
So stop feeling so sorry for yourself and start gloating.
End of sermon, end of misery and beginning of a whole new role in life.
Rosemary
#179
Dont be rotton,his nose hurts...............http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/tr...smiley-044.gif
Have you heard the saying "Burn your arse you sit on the blisters" The only thing is Mitzy will have blisters on his nose 
Hows life with you Jandy? Is hubby home tonight, is he knackered or are you on the pop? I am hoping he is home, you have had a nice meal and are going to snuggle up and watch a movie (fingers crossed).[/QUOTE]
Like that one, much more effective than "you made your bed ......"
#180
wont be long though,Andy,s catching up with F1 he did not have time to watch
the news said it is going to rain rain and more rain till SAT.
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