Fred James

No - my post just happened to come after yours.

The offending posts were earlier in the thread.

Domino

Well as Spain is a very catholic country it is nice of you to offer.....
luckily my (ex) wife had no sister

but will keep the confessional offer in mind - an opportunity for a permamant thread ??

JLFS

You could have waited a bit longer before telling him that........

I bet he was just typing out a juicy confession............ that would have made interesting reading......nevermind.

Domino

just jump on them hard even if its just for moving too far off thread
they are doing my head in....

JLFS

Ah but did she have a mother?

What about a sister in law, as in the wife of a brother?

Domino

nope no juicy confession from me on here
my publisher says it will spoil the publicity he is arranging for me

Domino

I never had a brother that I knew as he died in chilbirth 2 years before I was born, and unless I was really really drunk I never slept with my sister's husband - although he did sleep in my bed on several occasions.

JLFS

So how long have you been having these blackouts and total memory loss after drinking?????

Dick Dasterdly

Now there's an interesting subject worthy of it's own thread.
I bet it's not only footballers and celebs that enjoy a bit of naughty nookie on the sly.
Confessions of an expat in Spain maybe.
Nothing like a bit scandal and gossip to make the world go around.
Now whose going first ? I promise to keep it under my hat.

Domino

blackouts ? ?
nope - just fall asleep

drinking ? ?
only when the sun is over the yardarm in at least one country

I know I left my memory in a left luggage locker, just can't remember where I left the key ! !

so what was the question... ??

HBG

Luckily for me, I was sent to a Protestant church while I was still in short trousers, and we don't confess to nothing and we're all going to heaven. Like Tony Blair I considered changing my religion when I met this Catholic girl, but I could never confess. It would take too long.

Domino

so no virgins waiting for you on the other side ?
some religions seem to have their benefits

Dick Dasterdly

Reminds me of the guy who got chatted up by a 68 yr old pensioner in his local.
He wasn't too keen at first till she says to him, do you fancy coming home with me and trying a bit of three in a bed, mother, daughter and yourself ?

Ah yes says he, sounds good to me.

They get back to her house and she shouts up the stairs, mother get yourself down here I've brought somebody home to meet you.

Londonuck

What about the other 400k needed to buy a place in Wandsworth, i grew up there.

bil

40 virgins? Wouldn't you rather have a couple of dirty birds?