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Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 8:47 am
Replies: 15
Views: 1,483
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: My missus says that......

MY MISSUS SAYS THAT.......I should not stick it all in at once :eek: :eek:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 8:43 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,902
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Blocked in by another car - have your wits about you

YOU SHOULD HAVE HELPED OUT.....THEY MAY HAVE OFFERED YOU BACK TO THERE VILLA FOR A "NAKED SANDWICH" BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM:thumbup:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 8:02 am
Replies: 13
Views: 1,319
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Tiles & shoes

I agree ANABELLA I also put a condom over each shoe while walking around the shops, people give me funny looks, but hey I am not falling all over the place so who looks funny now !!:thumbup: :thumbup:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 7:58 am
Replies: 11
Views: 877
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Ferry or tunnel

Be VERY carefull if you have a pop at me over this question... you could be forever looked on as a "pillow biter" :ohmy:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 7:55 am
Replies: 11
Views: 877
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Ferry or tunnel

THATS GOT ME THINKING......WHY DO GAYS LOVE THE BACK TUNNEL SO MUCH :confused: :confused: PLEASE HELP AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 7:53 am
Replies: 11
Views: 877
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Ferry or tunnel

I DON'T LIKE GOING IN THE "BACK TUNNEL" FAR TO DARK AND SMELLY :ohmy:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 4:32 am
Replies: 4
Views: 610
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Any S. Africans out there ?

DO YOU NEED A NEW WATCH !!!
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 4:30 am
Replies: 43
Views: 2,669
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: JDR and death....

YOU MENTION NECROPHILIACS......YOUR REAL NAME IS NOT DENNIS NEILSEN IS IT :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 4:28 am
Replies: 43
Views: 2,669
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal of Organs on death.

I Think My "external Organ" Won't Be Of Any Use To Anyone As I Spend All Day Tugging At It, I Am Only 8 Years Old, I Dread To Think What State It Will Be In By The Time I Am 95 !!! ;) ;)
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 4:25 am
Replies: 43
Views: 2,669
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal of Organs on death.

DON'T HAVE A POP AT THE ELDERLY, THEY RIPPED MY HEAD OFF WHEN I SAID THEY SMELT OF WEE AND BISCUITS :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 4:19 am
Replies: 9
Views: 1,069
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Welder Needed In Chiclana Area

I agree advice is free but if "you was to organise it" you must earn a living some how, or do Eroski give you your weekly shop for nothing
Forum: Spain
Feb 23rd 2007, 10:25 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 1,069
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Welder Needed In Chiclana Area

Don't go throught a middle man, why pay him anything, I have used Vic severall times and found him fantastic he lives in Pinar near Erosaki phone number is 664212751
Forum: Spain
Feb 23rd 2007, 10:21 pm
Replies: 3
Views: 665
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Spanish Lottery

YES YOU BUY A TICKET AND THEN YOU WAIT TO SEE IF YOU WIN, I UNDERSTAND FOR YOU THAT IT MIGHT BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO WORK OUT :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 23rd 2007, 10:17 pm
Replies: 43
Views: 2,669
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: JDR and death....

WHAT A BLOODY WIERDO YOU ARE
Forum: Spain
Feb 22nd 2007, 7:52 am
Replies: 12
Views: 926
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Windows

YOU DIRTY PIKIE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR WINDOWS
Forum: Spain
Feb 21st 2007, 6:19 am
Replies: 20
Views: 1,518
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: What is...................??

I think the word you are looking for is BUGGER
did they call you a BUGGER worst still if they put the word POCO in front of it :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 21st 2007, 6:15 am
Replies: 8
Views: 732
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??

On SKY NEWS today Bernard Matthews has been arrested for "LOVING A HEN"
round the back of one of the old chicken huts,
we now go live to the chicken hut with Sir Trevor Mc Donut for an exclusive...
Forum: Spain
Feb 21st 2007, 5:53 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,721
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Am I mad - Discuss

YES YOU ARE MAD, IN FACT YOU ARE AS MAD AS A BAG OF SMARTIES :D
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 8:38 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,815
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Stupid Questions

LEAT ? LEAT ? WHATS A BLOODY LEAT, ASK YOUR HUBBY FOR SOME SPELLING LESSONS :lol: :lol:
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 8:36 am
Replies: 15
Views: 1,394
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal Company in Costa de la Luz?

my spassy arm is coming alone fine, thank you.
AND NO I AM NOT OFFERING..... WHERE IS YOUR HUBBY IN YOUR TIME OF NEED? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS..... HE IS DOWN THE KINGS HEAD KNOCKING BACK A FEW...
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 8:31 am
Replies: 13
Views: 893
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: One Mans View

have you thought of a witty response yet ..... HEY LOOK OUT YOU HAVE BABY SH*T ON YOUR HAND :( :(
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 8:25 am
Replies: 15
Views: 1,394
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal Company in Costa de la Luz?

GOOD GOD, DO YOU WANT US ALL TO COME ROUND AND HELP PACK AS WELL:p
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 8:24 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,815
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Stupid Questions

AHH BUT IF YOU INCLUDE ME IN THAT ...........I WILL JUST ANSWER MY OWN QUESTIONS :p :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 8:17 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,546
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Airport Trips

its unlikely he is, as carrying paying passengers, needs a totaly different insurance policy.
basically a Taxi insurance policy, which I don't think you would be able to get in Spain as the Taxi...
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 6:00 am
Replies: 8
Views: 732
Posted By Andy Pipken

Did I Start Bird Flu ??

When I was a wee lad (more wee than I am now ) I had me first knee trembler with a right old BIRD called sharon while on me hols in Spain,
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old...
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