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Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 6:09 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

Re: BARACK OBAMA

Adaptability, it's a comedian's best friend. They're all at it.

Guess, the next president's going to be lumbered with it as well.

Forum: Australia

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:34 am

Replies: 6

Please recommend MPV!

Views: 966

Posted By seeingISbelieving

Re: Please recommend MPV!

Eats up the ground . .

http://crow202.org/2010/stupid-car.jpg

. . . sorry, couldn't resist it

Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:23 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

A PROPER CHARLIE

Prince Charles is driving through the countryside when he runs over a hedgehog. He stops his car, gets out, and tries to save the poor animal - but the hedgehog was crushed beyond recognition.
...

Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:21 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

I WAS MORTIFIED

Three bodies get taken in to the morgue one night, and each has a big grin on their faces.

The undertaker says to the policeman, "Strange to have three at the same time, and all with such big...

Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:19 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

A BIG STIFFY

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor every time i sneeze i get this massive erection".

The doctor replies, "Have you taken anything for it?" The man replies "Yes, pepper!"

Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:18 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama is sitting in the oval office and an aide runs in saying "Mr President, three brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan today".

Barack puts his head in his hands and says "Oh my...

Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:16 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

IT'S AN IRISH THING

Pat and Joe are sitting in a pub all day and both are drunk. Pat tells Joe; "Joe, your my best friend in the whole world and I love you to bits". Joe tells Pat to shut up as its the drink talking,...

Forum: The Barbie

Aug 2nd 2011, 4:14 am

Replies: 300

The 2011 Joke thread

Views: 34,625

Posted By seeingISbelieving

THE SEVEN DWARFS

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.

"Grumpy, my son" says the Pope, "What can I do for...

Forum: New Zealand

Jul 18th 2011, 1:54 am

Replies: 35

Rant thread

Views: 3,273

Posted By seeingISbelieving

Re: My rant . . . I will never catch a goddam bus again

I confess . . . I am never, never going to get a bus anywhere again. If I have to hitch-hike, get taxi's, or damn well walk - then that's what I will do. Years of fear, dread, humiliation, and sheer...

Forum: Australia

Jul 18th 2011, 12:34 am

Replies: 380

IS IT REALLY THAT BAD OUT THERE NOW THEN

Views: 40,550

Posted By seeingISbelieving

Re: IS IT REALLY THAT BAD OUT THERE NOW THEN

My daughter tells me prices are horrific in Adelaide.

Incidentally, what's happened to the price of bananas in Oz. Gone through the roof, but still 'Cheap as chips' in the UK. Try a banana...

Forum: Spain

Jul 18th 2011, 12:18 am

Replies: 4

Festival of the Virgen del Carmen

Views: 655

Posted By seeingISbelieving

Re: Festival of the Virgen del Carmen

Sounds good. I've researched a book on the most bizarre festivals worldwide, but not heard of that one.

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