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Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 11th 2009, 11:52 pm
Replies: 47
Views: 6,533
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: 33-year-old gay Irishman dead

Steven Gately's death was caused by a motorcycle accident.....they found skid marks on his helmet !
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 7th 2009, 11:41 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

An Irishman was having sex with a Jewish girl.
He said, "You're not very tight for a Jewish girl."
She replied, "You're not very thick for an Irishman."
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 6th 2009, 6:17 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric...
Forum: Middle East
Oct 6th 2009, 1:15 am
Replies: 14
Views: 9,035
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Newspapers in Dubai

I think I smell the aroma of recently cooked spam?
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 6th 2009, 12:18 am
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

Maybe this should be on the Dubai Country Club Thread

Two men standing at the bar of a country club.
One says, "I'm a country member."
Other one says, "Yes, I remember.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 6th 2009, 12:03 am
Replies: 22
Views: 1,736
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Saudis turning to corrective sex surgery

Quote from the news article

According to the study carried out by Dr Muna Mustafa, a consultant paediatric surgeon at Jeddah National Hospital, abnormal gender characteristics are common among one...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 5th 2009, 11:59 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

It took me a while for this one to click. Explanation on request.

Paddy goes into a John Lewis department store and asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me sir, but do you sell potato clocks?"

The...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 9:21 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

And the last for today....

A man was going out with a 40 stone fat woman.One night they got amorous and started having it off in the bedroom.
After about 5 minutes he asks her "Would you mind if...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 9:19 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

A 17 year-old girl tells her mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing,...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 8:59 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

I thought this was rather amusing. Will have to try it at home.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=264408660245
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 8:59 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,687
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Cheer Up, It's the joke thread. All contributions welcome

Perhaps a good idea, perhaps not. I will kick off with a few contributions, and hopefully it will stay alive. Suggest that it includes jokes, and links to anything amusing and entertaining...
Forum: Middle East
Oct 4th 2009, 12:42 am
Replies: 50
Views: 42,598
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Being a nanny in Saudi!!!

I worked in Saudi for over 8 years, so believe that I can give a balanced view. There are a number of issues to consider:
No Husband - Not at all uncommon as the divorce rate in Saudi is over 35%...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 12:11 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,585
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: CARS CARS CARS...

I heard that they are auctioning off the abandoned cars every Wednesday at the car souk in Awir. Has anyone else heard that or been there. Might just be another Dubai rumour
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 12:06 am
Replies: 83
Views: 6,064
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: The Killers live in Dubai

Tickets on sale, just bought mine a few minutes ago. Timeoutickets.com
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 4th 2009, 12:02 am
Replies: 2,276
Views: 384,967
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Newbies....Introduce yourselves to the ME crowd

Hello folks, been in Dubai for a few years now, but surprisingly have just looked at this site. Seems like quite a cool place in a hot country. Been living up in the Lakes / Meadows area for some...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 3rd 2009, 11:56 pm
Replies: 91
Views: 6,201
Posted By Such_A_Dummy

Re: Fitness freaks

Hello folks, new to this forum and site. So please forgive me if I make any gaffes. Best thing for me is to exercise with someone else. Much more motivating, less likely not to go if you are letting...
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