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BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:02 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643648)
so what's the deal...do you receive at home or will you travel...
any special costumes you can wear, policeman, that sort of stuff...

Im not sure, was thinking of accompanying ladies on nights out, you know when they dont have a partner, and have to go to a do / function and dont want to go alone......step in the Paul Newman lookalike in a cowboy outfit or whatever...

You can be my pimp...

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:04 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643655)
Im not sure, was thinking of accompanying ladies on nights out, you know when they dont have a partner, and have to go to a do / function and dont want to go alone......step in the Paul Newman lookalike in a cowboy outfit or whatever...

You can be my pimp...

I'd have to assess you first...can't be pimping out rubbish...

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:05 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643660)
I'd have to assess you first...can't be pimping out rubbish...

Do I have to come in for an interview.....

Inselaffen Jun 8th 2009 4:06 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643648)
so what's the deal...do you receive at home or will you travel...
any special costumes you can wear, policeman, that sort of stuff...

just this costume

http://home.scarlet.be/~pvandew1/ave..._savage_01.jpg

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:06 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643662)
Do I have to come in for an interview.....

if you come during the interview I might have to turn you down...

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:07 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 7643664)

too much like his normal wear...I was thinking about something more special...

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:10 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 7643664)

Could do, but this one seems to be the one in favour with the ladies just now

http://i3.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/2c/94/727b_1.JPG

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:11 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643674)
Could do, but this one seems to be the one in favour with the ladies just now

http://i3.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/2c/94/727b_1.JPG

yeah...not sure how that would actually look on your body though...
omg...is that a gun he's wearing...

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:11 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643668)
too much like his normal wear...I was thinking about something more special...

maybe thats a selling point, the lady gets to name the outfit i have to wear....

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:12 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643676)
yeah...not sure how that would actually look on your body though...

that is my body, you cheeky mare...

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:13 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643678)
maybe thats a selling point, the lady gets to name the outfit i have to wear....

don't think there is much demand for the West Ham shirt though...

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:14 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643680)
that is my body, you cheeky mare...

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:14 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643685)
don't think there is much demand for the West Ham shirt though...

You'd be surprised......

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 4:15 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643686)
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

do i detect a hint of sarcasm dutchie ?

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:16 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643687)
You'd be surprised......

now you are getting silly...
women of a certain class don't do hooligans...


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