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TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 5:08 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643791)
I thought it was just a posh name for wanking...

Nope. Thats masturbating.....

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 5:12 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643796)
Nope. Thats masturbating.....

which brings us back to the task at hand...BangleMan
I love it when things go full circle...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 5:13 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643803)
which brings us back to the task at hand...BangleMan
I love it when things go full circle...

Oik, oik, oik.... Where's me spinach....

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 5:15 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643805)
Oik, oik, oik.... Where's me spinach....

there's a bit stuck between your teeth...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 5:22 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643808)
there's a bit stuck between your teeth...

Ugh, hate spinach.....

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:44 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by Taz Mirza (Post 7643696)
I heard a rumour that classified section in expatriates.com is the place to advertise. I also heard another rumour that some of the pictures posted with ads arent even of the real people.

Good luck!

Being the handsome buck that I am, I wont need to use photoshop or a fake pic, but thanks for the heads up anyway

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 5:45 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643844)
Being the handsome buck that I am, I wont need to use photoshop or a fake pic, but thanks for the heads up anyway

Ahh, there you are...

You burn everything like I told you...??

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:45 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643697)
Thought you'd bought a Charger?????

You know you shouldnt think .....its doesnt become you

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:46 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643695)
no...I was just laughing at you right in your face...
maybe you should locate the gym in that building of yours...

its on the 12th floor.....

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:47 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643700)
oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

thats ok cos i couldnt go with anyone who's car breaks down in the middle of the street for no apparent reason .......

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:49 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643709)
Aye, AND he bought the cheap Charger.....

it was a gift for services rendered....how could I trun it down ?

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:51 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643726)
:eek::eek::eek: Didn't even know they came in cloth????? You think it was a special order, just for BM??? :eek::eek:

when they are in my car, the women come in whatever they are wearing, leather, cloth, sack of spuds on their head...

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:54 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643779)
oh by the way...apparently there's a pic surfaced of him and the ropes...
not been brave enough to look it up...

The police in charge of the case, said "Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."

Died from masterbation?!??

I may not be a medical man but I am sure you cannot die of masterbation alone ???

Imagine that....the death certificate stating "Cause of Death "Wanked himself to death!!!!"

Can see the same slippery slope for a few of the people on here me thinks...

BangleMan Jun 8th 2009 5:55 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643808)
there's a bit stuck between your teeth...

no, its a pube...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 5:56 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 
So have you caught up now????


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