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Male Escort for Hire...
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?
Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ? Cheers |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
if you need to raise a few Dhs you'd be better off targeting local men!
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643595)
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?
Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ? Cheers |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 7643604)
if you need to raise a few Dhs you'd be better off targeting local men!
No, its a women only escort service.....and I dont want any fat old GILF, I have standards you know |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643611)
anything with a reference to you being a Paul Newman lookalike will go down well...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643615)
What, the grey hair and blue eyes you mean.....or dead ?
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643617)
yeah...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643623)
shall I ask again in Dutch ?
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643627)
make me larf why don't you...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643632)
Oranjeboom...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643613)
Oh right, cos i have one of those handsome faces that men and women fancy ......?
No, its a women only escort service.....and I dont want any fat old GILF, I have standards you know |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by admon
(Post 7643639)
But surely the Paul O'Grady angle could bring in a multitude of well heeled old age pensioners..
I like to give something back to the community |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643642)
Good idea......well they wont be 'dried up' for long then will they
I like to give something back to the community |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643642)
Good idea......well they wont be 'dried up' for long then will they
I like to give something back to the community any special costumes you can wear, policeman, that sort of stuff... |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by admon
(Post 7643644)
just choked on my Weetabix..
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643648)
so what's the deal...do you receive at home or will you travel...
any special costumes you can wear, policeman, that sort of stuff... You can be my pimp... |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643655)
Im not sure, was thinking of accompanying ladies on nights out, you know when they dont have a partner, and have to go to a do / function and dont want to go alone......step in the Paul Newman lookalike in a cowboy outfit or whatever...
You can be my pimp... |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643660)
I'd have to assess you first...can't be pimping out rubbish...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643648)
so what's the deal...do you receive at home or will you travel...
any special costumes you can wear, policeman, that sort of stuff... http://home.scarlet.be/~pvandew1/ave..._savage_01.jpg |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643662)
Do I have to come in for an interview.....
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 7643664)
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 7643664)
http://i3.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/2c/94/727b_1.JPG |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643674)
Could do, but this one seems to be the one in favour with the ladies just now
http://i3.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/2c/94/727b_1.JPG omg...is that a gun he's wearing... |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643668)
too much like his normal wear...I was thinking about something more special...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643676)
yeah...not sure how that would actually look on your body though...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643678)
maybe thats a selling point, the lady gets to name the outfit i have to wear....
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643680)
that is my body, you cheeky mare...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643685)
don't think there is much demand for the West Ham shirt though...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643686)
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643687)
You'd be surprised......
women of a certain class don't do hooligans... |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643689)
do i detect a hint of sarcasm dutchie ?
maybe you should locate the gym in that building of yours... |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643595)
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?
Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ? Cheers I heard a rumour that classified section in expatriates.com is the place to advertise. I also heard another rumour that some of the pictures posted with ads arent even of the real people. Good luck! |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7643595)
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?
Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ? Cheers |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7643697)
Thought you'd bought a Charger?????
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643700)
oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...
after all he was described as a DILF |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643700)
oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 7643707)
well the sort of people you could pimp BM to would only be interested in the hole at the back.
after all he was described as a DILF |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7643709)
Aye, AND he bought the cheap Charger.....
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Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7643712)
there is that as well...I've even heard a rumour he's not got the remote starter...
Or the R/T stitching in the leather upholstery???? |
Re: Male Escort for Hire...
Chargers are just poor man's Mustangs anyway!
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