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Old Jun 8th 2009, 3:37 am
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Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?

Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ?

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if you need to raise a few Dhs you'd be better off targeting local men!
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Old Jun 8th 2009, 3:48 am
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?

Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ?

Cheers
anything with a reference to you being a Paul Newman lookalike will go down well...
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Old Jun 8th 2009, 3:49 am
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
if you need to raise a few Dhs you'd be better off targeting local men!
Oh right, cos i have one of those handsome faces that men and women fancy ......?

No, its a women only escort service.....and I dont want any fat old GILF, I have standards you know
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
anything with a reference to you being a Paul Newman lookalike will go down well...
What, the grey hair and blue eyes you mean.....or dead ?
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Old Jun 8th 2009, 3:51 am
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What, the grey hair and blue eyes you mean.....or dead ?
yeah...
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yeah...
shall I ask again in Dutch ?
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shall I ask again in Dutch ?
make me larf why don't you...
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make me larf why don't you...
Oranjeboom...
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Oranjeboom...
did I ever tell my granddad used to work there...my grandma still gets a case of beer every month...
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Oh right, cos i have one of those handsome faces that men and women fancy ......?

No, its a women only escort service.....and I dont want any fat old GILF, I have standards you know
But surely the Paul O'Grady angle could bring in a multitude of well heeled old age pensioners..
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But surely the Paul O'Grady angle could bring in a multitude of well heeled old age pensioners..
Good idea......well they wont be 'dried up' for long then will they

I like to give something back to the community
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Good idea......well they wont be 'dried up' for long then will they

I like to give something back to the community
just choked on my Weetabix..
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Good idea......well they wont be 'dried up' for long then will they

I like to give something back to the community
so what's the deal...do you receive at home or will you travel...
any special costumes you can wear, policeman, that sort of stuff...
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just choked on my Weetabix..
Not the first time i have heard that over the breakfast table...
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