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MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:36 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643735)
Maybe he's still waiting for the leopard-print seat covers with matching dice.....:confused:

hey...I run a classy establishment

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:37 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643738)
hey...I run a classy establishment

Well, I know I would want to cover up the battleship grey cloth seats.....

Unless I were commander..

Then I'd just get all teary and emotional about battleships....

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:39 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643739)
Well, I know I would want to cover up the battleship grey cloth seats.....

Unless I were commander..

Then I'd just get all teary and emotional about battleships....

oh please...lets leave commander out of all this...before you know it this turns into yet another lets glorify Scotland thread....

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:40 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643745)
oh please...lets leave commander out of all this...before you know it this turns into yet another lets glorify Scotland thread....

And your point is, caller?????

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:42 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643746)
And your point is, caller?????

it's all getting a bit much...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:44 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643748)
it's all getting a bit much...

Well, just this once, I shall abstain from extolling the virtues of being born North of Hadrians wall....

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:45 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643753)
Well, just this once, I shall abstain from extolling the virtues of being born North of Hadrians wall....

you're a fast learner, grasshopper...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:47 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643758)
you're a fast learner, grasshopper...

I am that....

Pssst, got any rope????;)

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:48 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643760)
I am that....

Pssst, got any rope????;)

I even got a walk-in closet...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:49 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643763)
I even got a walk-in closet...

MMmmmm, nice......

Did you get your knots badge from Guides.....?

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:51 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643766)
MMmmmm, nice......

Did you get your knots badge from Guides.....?

yeah...gives you just that extra bit of space...

nah...selftaught...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:52 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643770)
yeah...gives you just that extra bit of space...

nah...selftaught...

Ahhhh... Ive misunderstood all this time...

Its 'Knotty' girl.....:blink:

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:55 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643774)
Ahhhh... Ive misunderstood all this time...

Its 'Knotty' girl.....:blink:

oh by the way...apparently there's a pic surfaced of him and the ropes...
not been brave enough to look it up...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:57 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643779)
oh by the way...apparently there's a pic surfaced of him and the ropes...
not been brave enough to look it up...

Must admit, I was well confused over the last few days...

I always thought auto-erotica was drooling over Bugatti Veyrons and the like....

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 5:02 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643782)
Must admit, I was well confused over the last few days...

I always thought auto-erotica was drooling over Bugatti Veyrons and the like....

I thought it was just a posh name for wanking...


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