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MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:16 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643689)
do i detect a hint of sarcasm dutchie ?

no...I was just laughing at you right in your face...
maybe you should locate the gym in that building of yours...

Taz Mirza Jun 8th 2009 4:18 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643595)
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?

Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ?

Cheers


I heard a rumour that classified section in expatriates.com is the place to advertise. I also heard another rumour that some of the pictures posted with ads arent even of the real people.

Good luck!

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:19 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7643595)
Need to raise a few quid a bit sharpish, so where can I advertise my 'escort services' to the women of Dubai ? Dubizzle ?

Also, need help with the advert.....any ideas of wording I should use ?

Cheers

Thought you'd bought a Charger?????

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:22 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643697)
Thought you'd bought a Charger?????

oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

Inselaffen Jun 8th 2009 4:25 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643700)
oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

well the sort of people you could pimp BM to would only be interested in the hole at the back.

after all he was described as a DILF

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:25 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643700)
oh that's another thing...I can't pimp anyone driving a car with such a small engine...and a hole in the back where the other exhaust should have been...

Aye, AND he bought the cheap Charger.....

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:26 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 7643707)
well the sort of people you could pimp BM to would only be interested in the hole at the back.

after all he was described as a DILF

it would certainly open up a wider market...

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:27 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643709)
Aye, AND he bought the cheap Charger.....

there is that as well...I've even heard a rumour he's not got the remote starter...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:28 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643712)
there is that as well...I've even heard a rumour he's not got the remote starter...

Oh my GOD... the shame of it.....

Or the R/T stitching in the leather upholstery????

Inselaffen Jun 8th 2009 4:29 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 
Chargers are just poor man's Mustangs anyway!

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:30 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 7643717)
Chargers are just poor man's Mustangs anyway!

And your Mustang was the one with the big green stripes of envy on the inside, yeah????? :rofl::rofl:

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:31 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643714)
Oh my GOD... the shame of it.....

Or the R/T stitching in the leather upholstery????

what do you mean...leather

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:32 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643723)
what do you mean...leather

:eek::eek::eek: Didn't even know they came in cloth????? You think it was a special order, just for BM??? :eek::eek:

MataHari Jun 8th 2009 4:33 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7643726)
:eek::eek::eek: Didn't even know they came in cloth????? You think it was a special order, just for BM??? :eek::eek:

think so...although he might use that as a unique selling point...

TGFKASE Jun 8th 2009 4:35 am

Re: Male Escort for Hire...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 7643730)
think so...although he might use that as a unique selling point...

Maybe he's still waiting for the leopard-print seat covers with matching dice.....:confused:


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