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Old Mar 5th 2007, 9:44 pm
  #91  
-Magda
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On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:39:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tom Peel <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... jessica_smith_nyc schrieb:
... >
...
... Did you ever stop to wonder why we didn't do just that?
... Budget airlines here use extortioniate call center telephone numbers to
... handle customer questions. They make almost as much money on customer
... phone calls as they do flying customers around.
... T.

Not a "contact us" address in the airline site?
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:00 pm
  #92  
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On Tue, 6 Mar 2007 11:42:41 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Erick T. Barkhuis
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... Magda:
...
... > Tim C. :
... >
... > ... Erick T. Barkhuis:
... > ...
... > ... >David Horne:
...
... > ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
... > ... >
... > ... >What about the smell?
... > ...
... > ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
... >
... > They poop 'round the clock.
...
... ...unless you don't feed them.
... Would that be a solution to OP's little problem?
...
... [*ducking*]

You better duck!! If I'm sitting anywhere near a starving, screaming baby, I'm going after
*you* with a shovel!
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:03 pm
  #93  
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:33:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:03:04 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:37:38 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:14:24 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:48:18 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:32:15 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:16:24 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:38:37 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:59:50 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:48:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:42:57 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >(These are the same children who can be taken to restaurants
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > and public functions without annoying the other patrons.)
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Mine! )
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >Except when they destroy English pubs.
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... Wrong tense, my kids are in their twenties.
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >They can still destroy English pubs.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... but like you and I they don't.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... They are both very well behaved having been educated at the same school as
> ... > ... > ... little Miss Bartlett.
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >She destroys pubs too??
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Do you mean you do too?
> ... >
> ... >Your son used to.
> ...
> ... Before he reached the age of reason. He is 26 now.
>
>Don't say that yours "can be taken to restaurants and public functions without annoying
>the other patrons", then.

Of course they can. They both reached the age of reason decades ago.

You are still in the wrong tense.



>
> ... Were you the perfect little girl who was seen, but never heard?
>
>I was the one who never destroyed her toys (or anyone else's, for that matter). Even the
>books I had then are intact, not a single page missing.
>
>As for being heard... it never happened.

Sign of low intelligence according to Professor ...

> It still doesn't happen today, by the way. Plus
>�a change, plus c'est la m�me chose.

You used to argue with the other kids about punctuation? :-)
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Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:04 pm
  #94  
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:36:07 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:46:55 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C. <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... Following up to Erick T. Barkhuis <[email protected]> :
> ...
> ... >David Horne, _the_ chancellor (*):
> ... >> Mister Bartlett <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... >>
> ... >> > EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... >> >
> ... >> > > If you were on a small craft, one assumes there were not
> ... >> > > hundreds of fellow-passengers to consider!
> ... >> >
> ... >> > Heaven forbid that Fellow Passengers should be exposed to the fact that
> ... >> > small children are Not Silent !!!
> ... >>
> ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
> ... >
> ... >What about the smell?
> ...
> ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
>
>They poop 'round the clock.

You are just jealous about their sense of direction.
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Martin
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:04 pm
  #95  
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On Tue, 6 Mar 2007 11:42:41 +0100, Erick T. Barkhuis
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Magda:
>
>> Tim C. :
>>
>> ... Erick T. Barkhuis:
>> ...
>> ... >David Horne:
>
>> ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
>> ... >
>> ... >What about the smell?
>> ...
>> ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
>>
>> They poop 'round the clock.
>
>...unless you don't feed them.
>Would that be a solution to OP's little problem?
>
>[*ducking*]

<flying used Pampers>
--

Martin
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:06 pm
  #96  
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Default Re: How to book a flight for someone who isn't born yet

On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:44:36 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:39:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tom Peel <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... jessica_smith_nyc schrieb:
> ... >
> ...
> ... Did you ever stop to wonder why we didn't do just that?
> ... Budget airlines here use extortioniate call center telephone numbers to
> ... handle customer questions. They make almost as much money on customer
> ... phone calls as they do flying customers around.
> ... T.
>
>Not a "contact us" address in the airline site?

AFAIR only for making bookings and then only via Internet or by phone.
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Martin
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:18 pm
  #97  
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On 6 mrt, 12:03, Martin <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:33:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:03:04 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:37:38 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> > ...
> > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:14:24 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> > ... >
> > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:48:18 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> > ... > ...
> > ... > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:32:15 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> > ... > ... >
> > ... > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:16:24 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:38:37 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> > ... > ... > ... >
> > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:59:50 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:48:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> > ... > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:42:57 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >(These are the same children who can be taken to restaurants
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > and public functions without annoying the other patrons.)
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Mine! )
> > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> > ... > ... > ... > ... >Except when they destroy English pubs.
> > ... > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... > ... Wrong tense, my kids are in their twenties.
> > ... > ... > ... >
> > ... > ... > ... >They can still destroy English pubs.
> > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... but like you and I they don't.
> > ... > ... > ...
> > ... > ... > ... They are both very well behaved having been educated at the same school as
> > ... > ... > ... little Miss Bartlett.
> > ... > ... >
> > ... > ... >She destroys pubs too??
> > ... > ...
> > ... > ... Do you mean you do too?
> > ... >
> > ... >Your son used to.
> > ...
> > ... Before he reached the age of reason. He is 26 now.
>
> >Don't say that yours "can be taken to restaurants and public functions without annoying
> >the other patrons", then.
>
> Of course they can. They both reached the age of reason decades ago.
>
> You are still in the wrong tense.
>
>
>
> > ... Were you the perfect little girl who was seen, but never heard?
>
> >I was the one who never destroyed her toys (or anyone else's, for that matter). Even the
> >books I had then are intact, not a single page missing.
>
> >As for being heard... it never happened.
>
> Sign of low intelligence according to Professor ...
>
> > It still doesn't happen today, by the way. Plus
> >�a change, plus c'est la m�me chose.
>
> You used to argue with the other kids about punctuation? :-)

It wouldn't surprise me. From perfect child to dried-up spinster in
one easy step!

B;
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:21 pm
  #98  
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:00:32 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 6 Mar 2007 11:42:41 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Erick T. Barkhuis
><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... Magda:
> ...
> ... > Tim C. :
> ... >
> ... > ... Erick T. Barkhuis:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >David Horne:
> ...
> ... > ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >What about the smell?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
> ... >
> ... > They poop 'round the clock.
> ...
> ... ...unless you don't feed them.
> ... Would that be a solution to OP's little problem?
> ...
> ... [*ducking*]
>
>You better duck!! If I'm sitting anywhere near a starving, screaming baby, I'm going after
>*you* with a shovel!

A pooper scooper? How very public spirited you are.

How do you feel about treading in dog crap in French bought shoes with a missing
sole?
--

Martin
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:23 pm
  #99  
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:03:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:33:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:03:04 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:37:38 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ...
... > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:14:24 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:48:18 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:32:15 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:16:24 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:38:37 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:59:50 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:48:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:42:57 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >(These are the same children who can be taken to restaurants
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > and public functions without annoying the other patrons.)
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Mine! )
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > ... >Except when they destroy English pubs.
... > ... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... > ... Wrong tense, my kids are in their twenties.
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... >They can still destroy English pubs.
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... but like you and I they don't.
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... They are both very well behaved having been educated at the same school as
... > ... > ... > ... little Miss Bartlett.
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >She destroys pubs too??
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... Do you mean you do too?
... > ... >
... > ... >Your son used to.
... > ...
... > ... Before he reached the age of reason. He is 26 now.
... >
... >Don't say that yours "can be taken to restaurants and public functions without annoying
... >the other patrons", then.
...
... Of course they can. They both reached the age of reason decades ago.
...
... You are still in the wrong tense.

Nope - you are. You used the *present*. Comparing 26 year olds to toddlers is *your*
idea...

...
...
... >
... > ... Were you the perfect little girl who was seen, but never heard?
... >
... >I was the one who never destroyed her toys (or anyone else's, for that matter). Even the
... >books I had then are intact, not a single page missing.
... >
... >As for being heard... it never happened.
...
... Sign of low intelligence according to Professor ...

Professor Stupidity - your nickname?

... > It still doesn't happen today, by the way. Plus
... >�a change, plus c'est la m�me chose.
...
... You used to argue with the other kids about punctuation? :-)

No - they hated me because I always had it right. Na!
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:24 pm
  #100  
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:04:09 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:36:07 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:46:55 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tim C. <[email protected]>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... Following up to Erick T. Barkhuis <[email protected]> :
... > ...
... > ... >David Horne, _the_ chancellor (*):
... > ... >> Mister Bartlett <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... >>
... > ... >> > EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) <[email protected]> wrote:
... > ... >> >
... > ... >> > > If you were on a small craft, one assumes there were not
... > ... >> > > hundreds of fellow-passengers to consider!
... > ... >> >
... > ... >> > Heaven forbid that Fellow Passengers should be exposed to the fact that
... > ... >> > small children are Not Silent !!!
... > ... >>
... > ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
... > ... >
... > ... >What about the smell?
... > ...
... > ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
... >
... >They poop 'round the clock.
...
... You are just jealous about their sense of direction.

Now you are comparing babies to ducks. Where will it end...
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:26 pm
  #101  
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:06:08 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:44:36 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:39:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tom Peel <[email protected]>
... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... jessica_smith_nyc schrieb:
... > ... >
... > ...
... > ... Did you ever stop to wonder why we didn't do just that?
... > ... Budget airlines here use extortioniate call center telephone numbers to
... > ... handle customer questions. They make almost as much money on customer
... > ... phone calls as they do flying customers around.
... > ... T.
... >
... >Not a "contact us" address in the airline site?
...
... AFAIR only for making bookings and then only via Internet or by phone.

I would bombard them with emails.
 
Old Mar 5th 2007, 10:34 pm
  #102  
-Magda
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:21:19 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:00:32 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >On Tue, 6 Mar 2007 11:42:41 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Erick T. Barkhuis
... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... Magda:
... > ...
... > ... > Tim C. :
... > ... >
... > ... > ... Erick T. Barkhuis:
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... >David Horne:
... > ...
... > ... > ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... >What about the smell?
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
... > ... >
... > ... > They poop 'round the clock.
... > ...
... > ... ...unless you don't feed them.
... > ... Would that be a solution to OP's little problem?
... > ...
... > ... [*ducking*]
... >
... >You better duck!! If I'm sitting anywhere near a starving, screaming baby, I'm going after
... >*you* with a shovel!
...
... A pooper scooper? How very public spirited you are.

Starving babies don't poop (as per Erick). TRY TO FOLLOW, MARTIN!!!
 
Old Mar 6th 2007, 12:04 am
  #103  
-Martin
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On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:23:21 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:03:31 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:33:51 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:03:04 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:37:38 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:14:24 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:48:18 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:32:15 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 00:16:24 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:38:37 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:59:50 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:48:36 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:42:57 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... <[email protected]> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >(These are the same children who can be taken to restaurants
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > and public functions without annoying the other patrons.)
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Mine! )
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... >Except when they destroy English pubs.
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... > ... Wrong tense, my kids are in their twenties.
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... >They can still destroy English pubs.
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... but like you and I they don't.
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... They are both very well behaved having been educated at the same school as
> ... > ... > ... > ... little Miss Bartlett.
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >She destroys pubs too??
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Do you mean you do too?
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... >Your son used to.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Before he reached the age of reason. He is 26 now.
> ... >
> ... >Don't say that yours "can be taken to restaurants and public functions without annoying
> ... >the other patrons", then.
> ...
> ... Of course they can. They both reached the age of reason decades ago.
> ...
> ... You are still in the wrong tense.
>
>Nope - you are. You used the *present*. Comparing 26 year olds to toddlers is *your*
>idea...

It is all in your mind.

>
> ...
> ...
> ... >
> ... > ... Were you the perfect little girl who was seen, but never heard?
> ... >
> ... >I was the one who never destroyed her toys (or anyone else's, for that matter). Even the
> ... >books I had then are intact, not a single page missing.
> ... >
> ... >As for being heard... it never happened.
> ...
> ... Sign of low intelligence according to Professor ...
>
>Professor Stupidity - your nickname?
>
> ... > It still doesn't happen today, by the way. Plus
> ... >�a change, plus c'est la m�me chose.
> ...
> ... You used to argue with the other kids about punctuation? :-)
>
>No - they hated me because I always had it right. Na!

Plus �a change, plus c'est la m�me chose. Nobody loves a smart arse.
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Old Mar 6th 2007, 12:05 am
  #104  
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Default Re: How to book a flight for someone who isn't born yet

On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:26:26 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:06:08 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:44:36 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:39:49 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Tom Peel <[email protected]>
> ... >arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... jessica_smith_nyc schrieb:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Did you ever stop to wonder why we didn't do just that?
> ... > ... Budget airlines here use extortioniate call center telephone numbers to
> ... > ... handle customer questions. They make almost as much money on customer
> ... > ... phone calls as they do flying customers around.
> ... > ... T.
> ... >
> ... >Not a "contact us" address in the airline site?
> ...
> ... AFAIR only for making bookings and then only via Internet or by phone.
>
>I would bombard them with emails.

and you would be ignored. Which e-mail address would you use?
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Old Mar 6th 2007, 12:06 am
  #105  
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Default Re: How to book a flight for someone who isn't born yet

On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:34:58 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:21:19 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Martin <[email protected]>
>arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:00:32 +0100, Magda <[email protected]> wrote:
> ...
> ... >On Tue, 6 Mar 2007 11:42:41 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, Erick T. Barkhuis
> ... ><[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... Magda:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... > Tim C. :
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... Erick T. Barkhuis:
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >David Horne:
> ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... >> First it was the ravage of disease, now the noise.
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... >What about the smell?
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... Newly born babies don't smell much.
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > They poop 'round the clock.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... ...unless you don't feed them.
> ... > ... Would that be a solution to OP's little problem?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... [*ducking*]
> ... >
> ... >You better duck!! If I'm sitting anywhere near a starving, screaming baby, I'm going after
> ... >*you* with a shovel!
> ...
> ... A pooper scooper? How very public spirited you are.
>
>Starving babies don't poop (as per Erick). TRY TO FOLLOW, MARTIN!!!

In fact they do. You know SFA about babies.
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