When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Oct 27th 2008, 9:41 am

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Yes.

For most of the time!

Nice

get her an Imodium sandwich,that'll do it

Oct 27th 2008, 9:43 am

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Nice

get her an Imodium sandwich,that'll do it

She's had that but propelled it down the lav at the speed of a finely tuned porche!

Oct 27th 2008, 9:47 am

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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She's had that but propelled it down the lav at the speed of a finely tuned porche!

poor luv............do you have rat poison in the house?....has the life insurance just been upped ?

did she poke fun at your vest?
Gawd I need to stop watching the crime channel

Oct 27th 2008, 9:56 am

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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poor luv............do you have rat poison in the house?....has the life insurance just been upped ?

did she poke fun at your vest?
Gawd I need to stop watching the crime channel

Nah, none of the above

The little man had it over the weekend so no doubt it's something she's picked up from him.

I'll send you a sample for your forensics if you want

Oct 27th 2008, 10:46 am

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Nah, none of the above

The little man had it over the weekend so no doubt it's something she's picked up from him.

I'll send you a sample for your forensics if you want

hummm,I'm not too good with poo,however,we could do it to upset my postman

but I quite like him,he likes to practice his english with me......well that's what he calls it

he has a very cute little motor scooter

well that's what I call it..

Oct 27th 2008, 10:59 am

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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hummm,I'm not too good with poo,however,we could do it to upset my postman

but I quite like him,he likes to practice his english with me......well that's what he calls it

he has a very cute little motor scooter

well that's what I call it..

It's not so much poo but runny mucky water.........well, that's what I call it

Oct 27th 2008, 11:01 am

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Cleri

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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It's not so much poo but runny mucky water.........well, that's what I call it

sounds like my homemade pasta sauce

Oct 27th 2008, 8:02 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

Good morning all, it is freezing here an we have had our first frost Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oct 27th 2008, 9:31 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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sounds like my homemade pasta sauce

Is it Sainsbury's that do the 'taste the difference' range?

Oct 27th 2008, 9:32 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Good morning all, it is freezing here an we have had our first frost Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Aye, same here. There was frost on the cars when I went dogging last night.

Dogging as in taking the dogs out for a walk that is........

Oct 27th 2008, 9:36 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Aye, same here. There was frost on the cars when I went dogging last night.

Dogging as in taking the dogs out for a walk that is........

You naughty coloured footballer you

It's cold and windy ere

55 degrees

got 2 jumpers on and I'm not happy about it.

Oct 27th 2008, 9:40 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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You naughty coloured footballer you

It's cold and windy ere

55 degrees

got 2 jumpers on and I'm not happy about it.

Why? Can't you find yer pants

Oct 27th 2008, 9:41 pm

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Cleri

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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Why? Can't you find yer pants

I can't afford pants,I'm a pensioner

Oct 27th 2008, 9:52 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

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I can't afford pants,I'm a pensioner

Not even paper ones?

Oct 27th 2008, 9:54 pm

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Re: When Nomad met Cleri...WTMTP part 2

Dont worry you will recieve your OAP cold weather allowance soon. so you will be able to buy loads of knickers, i suggest big fleecey ones but no thongs, as they are not very good keeping the cold out.