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Old Aug 4th 2017 | 7:31 am
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Originally Posted by Diddion
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Cakebot storage to be upgraded to 10 kilocakes. All Agents and Operatives are half baked.
Harsh!! but maybe true ?
 
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Originally Posted by Diddion
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Cakebot storage to be upgraded to 10 kilocakes. All Agents and Operatives are half baked.
So it has bean said!

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CLASSIFIED, EYES ONLY, ACTION THIS DAY

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HUNGARIAN FOR RADIOACTIVE IS SUGÁR - THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE.

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Expatrick in temporary Command whilst High Command negotiates possible settlement. Expatrick's orders to be obeyed without question.
 
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Originally Posted by Nutek
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Nutek message CENSORED. Reason: Profanity and Blasphemy. Such posts will not be tolerated.

Reported to High Command for possible disciplinary proceedings.

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Court Martial Proceedings against Coffeeman. Result: Prison sentence of 6 months, suspended for 2 years. Any further Jaffa Cake transgressions will invite decapitation.

Court Martial Proceedings against Nutek. Proceedings dismissed due to lack of evidence.

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Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.

All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in.
 
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Originally Posted by Diddion
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Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.

All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in.
Nyom, nyom, repor...nyom,nyom in, HIC!
 
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Originally Posted by Diddion
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Military Junta led by Diddion has overthrown High Command. Diddion has announced himself Cake dictator, now to be known as Generalissimo Caketator. Military rule is in operation.

All agents required to suspend cake eating for 1 hour, and report in.
Flash news in Correo do Manha - Doughnut seller assaulted on Algarve beach this weekend. Recommend only carry cakes in highly secure tin or nondescript Continente bag
 
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Originally Posted by Expatrick
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Wow i little harsh i have to say, in my defence in some parts a jaffa cake isn't a cake but a biscuit and so i will rest half my cake/biscuit on that flakey evidentes and hope the court marshall likes the cake
 
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Originally Posted by Loafing Along
Flash news in Correo do Manha - Doughnut seller assaulted on Algarve beach this weekend. Recommend only carry cakes in highly secure tin or nondescript Continente bag
did he glaze over when robbed ! or just taken for hundreds and thousands !
 
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Originally Posted by coffeeman
Wow i little harsh i have to say, in my defence in some parts a jaffa cake isn't a cake but a biscuit and so i will rest half my cake/biscuit on that flakey evidentes and hope the court marshall likes the cake
Hmmm....

This question reheats a confectionery conundrum first raised in 1991. A tax is charged on chocolate-covered biscuits, but not on cakes. The manufacturer, McVities, had always categorised them as cakes and to boost their revenue the tax authorities wanted them recategorised as biscuits.
A legal case was fought in front of a brilliant adjudicator, Mr D C Potter. For McVities, this produced a sweet result. The Jaffa Cake has both cake-like qualities and biscuit-like qualities, but Mr Potter's verdict was that, on balance, a Jaffa Cake is a cake.
 
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Originally Posted by coffeeman
did he glaze over when robbed ! or just taken for hundreds and thousands !
That's what happens to black marketeers in times of conflict!
 
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Originally Posted by Expatrick
Hmmm....
Wow my case has been lost i feel.

re the algarve police are looking for a person licking his fingers and lips i have no doubt !

2yrs suspended ! i will be forced to watch tv prob bake off?
 
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Originally Posted by coffeeman
did he glaze over when robbed ! or just taken for hundreds and thousands !
Story's full of holes, thank heaven he didn't end up a John Dough.
 


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