A Suitable Gift?
Aug 7th 2017, 7:11 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Maybe you could undertake a suicake mission to atone, bit like the Spongebusters?
Aug 7th 2017, 9:34 pm
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
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Coffeeman's Appeal against conviction / sentence set for two days time. Presiding judges to be Mrs Victoria Sponge and Lord Rich T Cake. Reporting restrictions to be lifted.
Coffeeman's Appeal against conviction / sentence set for two days time. Presiding judges to be Mrs Victoria Sponge and Lord Rich T Cake. Reporting restrictions to be lifted.
Aug 7th 2017, 9:44 pm
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Aug 8th 2017, 6:30 pm
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Aug 8th 2017, 7:29 pm
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Sounds like a load of Bolo de Bolacha to me!
Aug 8th 2017, 9:37 pm
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Court judgement in Appeal Pieceedings of The State vs Coffeman follows:
Judgement Upheld. Coffeman sentence increased to Death By Chocolate Gateau. Sent to Generalissimo Diddion for ratification. Jury commended be judges and excused further jury duty for life.
Court judgement in Appeal Pieceedings of The State vs Coffeman follows:
Judgement Upheld. Coffeman sentence increased to Death By Chocolate Gateau. Sent to Generalissimo Diddion for ratification. Jury commended be judges and excused further jury duty for life.
Aug 8th 2017, 9:46 pm
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AUTOMATED INSTRUCTIONS FROM CAKEBOT
Rioting in major cities. Tanks deployed. Casualties in Lisboa, Porto, Coimbra; run on Jaffa Cakes Nd Jammy Dodgers in Continente and Pingo Dolce. Faro sacked. Riot police out in force. Husbands and wives subject to marital law. Evening curfew announced. Jam roly Poly battles in Ribatejo.
All cakizens must remain calm, and no yeast to be hoarded.
Rioting in major cities. Tanks deployed. Casualties in Lisboa, Porto, Coimbra; run on Jaffa Cakes Nd Jammy Dodgers in Continente and Pingo Dolce. Faro sacked. Riot police out in force. Husbands and wives subject to marital law. Evening curfew announced. Jam roly Poly battles in Ribatejo.
All cakizens must remain calm, and no yeast to be hoarded.
Aug 9th 2017, 8:35 am
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
AUTOMATED INSTRUCTIONS FROM CAKEBOT
Rioting in major cities. Tanks deployed. Casualties in Lisboa, Porto, Coimbra; run on Jaffa Cakes Nd Jammy Dodgers in Continente and Pingo Dolce. Faro sacked. Riot police out in force. Husbands and wives subject to marital law. Evening curfew announced. Jam roly Poly battles in Ribatejo.
All cakizens must remain calm, and no yeast to be hoarded.
Rioting in major cities. Tanks deployed. Casualties in Lisboa, Porto, Coimbra; run on Jaffa Cakes Nd Jammy Dodgers in Continente and Pingo Dolce. Faro sacked. Riot police out in force. Husbands and wives subject to marital law. Evening curfew announced. Jam roly Poly battles in Ribatejo.
All cakizens must remain calm, and no yeast to be hoarded.
Aug 9th 2017, 11:33 am
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
"I'm the famous Eccles.
Haaallooooo
Shut up Eccles!"
Haaallooooo
Shut up Eccles!"
Aug 11th 2017, 10:18 am
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Re: A Suitable Gift?
Scott expedition cake found near South Pole 'almost' edible
The cake is thought to have been taken to Antarctica as part of Robert Falcon Scott's doomed Terra Nova expedition
The cake is thought to have been taken to Antarctica as part of Robert Falcon Scott's doomed Terra Nova expedition
