Love the floury response

Done with ganache my Commander, pity about Quiltman, another good egg gone.

Do we drink to his memory or put the brandy in the cake ?

Use the brandy to send him to Valhalla, with a 3 tier burning pyre.

Request personal radio silence, unless emergency interrupt is needed. you have done well, gingerbreadmen. Your sealed orders will arrive tomorrow. Probably. Will we ever hear from Quiltman again, I wonder, or learn of his fate? Perhaps his funeral pyre might not yet be needed.....

Your chocolate sponges will be parachuted in at 0100 hours.

Just hoping the parachute canapes will be strong enough...

Is that British Sponge Time or Cake Eating Time?

British Sponge Time, which is the same as Madeira Slice Time, as you know. Cake Eating Time is the currant time.

Unlikely. They' ll be strengthened with Staffordshire Oatcakes

Landed but savaged by seagulls. Request further instructions

Mine devastated by anti cake fire, it was raining chocolate for a while, enemy troops all about, hundreds & thousands of them, but am making a robust cake stand...

run so far away
just run
Run all night and day
To get away*

*Known to have failed in the past.

TO ALL FIELD AND RAISING AGENTS:

Re Nutek

Nutek is exhibiting odd behaviour. I believe he may be sufferering from Post Traumatic Pie Syndrome. Treat everything he says with great care: report any concerns to Command and believe nothing you hear.

Good man, Expatrick. I knew I had made the right choice - had I made an error I would have had to shed a few tiers.