karonious

- learn to form a proper sentance yourself, i think you meant to say "do you promise" - a question all of your very own



Excellent - I think you will find the word is sentence
Just trying to be helpful!
And yes, I use FAR too many !'s

danny.f

Secret Squirrel,read back to the 5.42pm thread.Recognise it? Smashing. It's yours.A sentence that ends in a question mark is,unfortunately for you,deemed as a question.Don't try to be a smart prick if you can't keep track of your own misgivings,it makes you look daft.Large teeth and nut storage excepted,of course.

SecretSquirrel

im sorry but its an embellished quote, its not my question. i wasnt asking it.

do you know im not really a squirrel?

SecretSquirrel

if you really want to continue this pedantic exercise in tedium, i suggest you check your own punctuation again. personally i would rather not.

Maz

Allow me, if I may, to correct the above quote for you, with changes in bold: "If you really want to continue this pedantic exercise in tedium, I suggest you check your own punctuation again. Personally I would rather not."

You are missing a verb in the final sentence.

I am at your service. *curtseys*

danny.f

Get down from the tree and start to use the Caps Lock button,you naughty,naughty bushy tailed,but ever so picked on nutty critter.

sky

Why are you all picking on Secret Squirrel?

Apple12

Because he seems to want a fight?
Because we have heard it all before?
Because he has nothing new to add?
Because he can't take as good as he gives?

SecretSquirrel

i just mentioned the sausages, the rent-a-pedant brigade did the rest

SecretSquirrel

in the spirit of the theme that this thread has adopted, if I may be ever so pedantic like our friend maz, sorry... Maz (shit its so obvious what i was doing wrong now its been pointed out), caps lock - sorry, CAPS LOCK - would have had that effect wouldnt it?.... I think you meant Shift. With a capital S. (gonna have to stay on the ball here).....

oh bugger ive gone and asked a question... please dont feel obliged to answer.

heres another, having read my 5:42 post again - did you take a piece of your own advice?

P2L

ANYONE TAKES THE BAIT & REPLIES TO THIS, I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!! I HAVE A SOGGY DISHCLOTH & i'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!!!

For pity's sake, will someone, anyone change the bl**dy subject away from sodding sausages!!!!

He doesn't like them, we all think he should get a life. End of subject!!!!

SecretSquirrel

no baiting intended, just defending a rather embattled position..... if its any consolation i really liked the beef in new zealand.....?

P2L

danny.f

You do seem to answer aggressively a lot,which antagonises people and can seem a bit rude,but then,you're not the only one here who does this.
I've got to admit,I'm feeling slightly sorry for you now though-even though I'm sure you don't wish for sympathy-so I promise to try to lay off a bit.
However,I must point out that,if you bothered to listen to my wife,she is,in fact very interesting,and was very hurt by your negativity towards her.
Finally,isn't it lovely to see the written English language scribed so beautifully by me.Are you male or female? Hard to tell if you've got nuts or not.

SecretSquirrel

Aggressive? Whos the one with the prick comments?
Are you going to lay off before or after you retract the prick comment on the basis of a misinterpretation on your part?
Your wife approached me with the negativity in the first place, although if she genuinely was hurt, i am genuinely sorry.