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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Moving back or to the UK (https://britishexpats.com/forum/moving-back-uk-61/)
-   -   I wish... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/moving-back-uk-61/i-wish-622009/)

Lovin_it_ere Jul 29th 2009 3:09 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7794551)
Granted. But the day before you sign contracts the neighbors huge oak tree falls through your roof.


I wish my work computer wasn't so slow:frown:
Granted . Now you have been fired you don't have to worry about that slow work computer anymore.

I wish i could find some decent English sausages so i could make a decent fry up. :blink:

Ash UK/US Jul 29th 2009 3:22 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Lovin_it_ere (Post 7794941)
Granted . Now you have been fired you don't have to worry about that slow work computer anymore.

I wish i could find some decent English sausages so i could make a decent fry up. :blink:
Granted, but they taste so good you eat too many and you get severe heartburn.

I wish my mum was still alive.

Stu_67 Jul 29th 2009 3:35 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US (Post 7794988)
I wish my mum was still alive.
Granted......and you have a wonderful time together but she spoils her grandchildren so much they are ten times wilder than they were in post #68

I wish my local grocery store sold plain chocolate Hob-Nobs.

Ash UK/US Jul 29th 2009 3:44 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Stu_67 (Post 7795039)
Granted......and you have a wonderful time together but she spoils her grandchildren so much they are ten times wilder than they were in post #68

I wish my local grocery store sold plain chocolate Hob-Nobs.
Granted but they are $10 a packet.

I wish I could find a decent chicken korma here

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 29th 2009 3:51 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US (Post 7795076)
Granted but they are $10 a packet.

I wish I could find a decent chicken korma here


Granted. But you now find your are extremely allergic to white meat.


I wish I could sing in tune

DMDA Jul 29th 2009 10:44 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7795106)
Granted. But you now find your are extremely allergic to white meat.


I wish I could sing in tune
Granted. But now you live in Iran where women are banned from singing in public.

I wish I had a sister.

mamasue Jul 29th 2009 10:58 am
Re: I wish...
 
Granted.... but she goes through gender redefining at age 21 and becomes a brother!:)

I wish I could lose 25 lb.

Michelmas Jul 29th 2009 11:43 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by mamasue (Post 7796303)
Granted.... but she goes through gender redefining at age 21 and becomes a brother!:)

I wish I could lose 25 lb.
Granted: but in the US it's called $40

I wish I was good at sports.

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 29th 2009 1:24 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Michelmas (Post 7796386)
Granted: but in the US it's called $40

I wish I was good at sports.

Granted. But now you sound like David Beckham when you talk:lol:


I wish I had the energy to ride my bike tonight

Kaffy Mintcake Jul 29th 2009 3:02 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7796579)
Granted. But now you sound like David Beckham when you talk:lol:


I wish I had the energy to ride my bike tonight
Granted, but the house needs cleaning so you'll have to focus on that instead while the bike waits.

I wish the salespeople I support at work would grow backbones.

made of kent Jul 29th 2009 4:08 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Kaffy Mintcake (Post 7796817)
Granted, but the house needs cleaning so you'll have to focus on that instead while the bike waits.

I wish the salespeople I support at work would grow backbones.
granted but they are now 20 feet tall and look like dinasaurs
I wish that I wasn't going gray!

Ash UK/US Jul 29th 2009 6:57 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by made of kent (Post 7796945)
granted but they are now 20 feet tall and look like dinasaurs
I wish that I wasn't going gray!
Granted but only because all your hair fell out.

I wish America and the UK were not in a recession.

Kaffy Mintcake Jul 31st 2009 1:24 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US (Post 7797317)
Granted but only because all your hair fell out.

I wish America and the UK were not in a recession.
Granted, but now they're in a depression.

I wish my husband didn't like zombie movies.

Michelmas Jul 31st 2009 1:35 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Kaffy Mintcake (Post 7802984)
Granted, but now they're in a depression.

I wish my husband didn't like zombie movies.
Granted: Now all he watches is Hustler and Playboy channels.

I wish proper bacon was available in Walmart

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 31st 2009 2:07 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Michelmas (Post 7802997)
Granted: Now all he watches is Hustler and Playboy channels.

I wish proper bacon was available in Walmart

Granted. Now your cholesterol level is so high you are at risk for a stroke and heart attack:eek:


I wish my electricity bill wasn't so high:unsure:


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