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Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
(Post 7788782)
Granted, now you're old and retired and look like your avatar:lol:
I wish I was 16 again I wish I could like exercising. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by joto
(Post 7788791)
Granted. Size 16.
I wish I could like exercising. I wish I was omnipotent. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Michelmas
(Post 7788831)
Granted, but I read what you wrote incorrectly and now you are impotent:eek: I wish someone would massage my neck for me |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
(Post 7789601)
Granted, but I read what you wrote incorrectly and now you are impotent:eek:
I wish someone would massage my neck for me I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US
(Post 7790146)
Granted, it was so good you have fallen asleep and now your late for work.
I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow. I wish I didn't feel like crap this morning. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by zargof
(Post 7791421)
Granted, but all your teeth fall out.
I wish I didn't feel like crap this morning. I wish I had health insurance. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Nits22
(Post 7791553)
Granted, but now you're dead and don't feel anything.
I wish I had health insurance. Granted, but now you can't afford the deductible and co-payments. I wish I could control my temper when talking to complete idiots:frown: |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
(Post 7791571)
Granted, but now you can't afford the deductible and co-payments.
I wish I could control my temper when talking to complete idiots:frown: I wish my kids weren't running around and screaming like wild indians! |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US
(Post 7792051)
Granted, but now your a push over and people walk all over you.
I wish my kids weren't running around and screaming like wild indians! I wish all of our debts were paid off. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by sunflwrgrl13
(Post 7792073)
Granted, but now they've been scalped and taken captive by the tribe living next door!
I wish all of our debts were paid off. I wish I were a good actor |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Michelmas
(Post 7793275)
Granted: Now you have declared bankruptcy protection and your credit is in the dumps
I wish I were a good actor Granted. Now Angelina Jolie wants your babies I wish I could go to the Fiji Islands |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
(Post 7793297)
Granted. Now Angelina Jolie wants your babies
I wish I could go to the Fiji Islands I wish I had me a grand baby or two... |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by farmerwife
(Post 7793375)
Granted: but you get the swine flu and are quaranteened in your hotel room.
I wish I had me a grand baby or two... Granted. You are now Grandma to the California Octuplets, good luck:D I wish it was pay day tomorrow |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
(Post 7793386)
Granted. You are now Grandma to the California Octuplets, good luck:D
I wish it was pay day tomorrow I wish I could sell my house. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Ash UK/US
(Post 7793415)
Granted, but your only getting paid early because you were fired and that is what they owed you!
I wish I could sell my house. Granted. But the day before you sign contracts the neighbors huge oak tree falls through your roof. I wish my work computer wasn't so slow:frown: |
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