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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Moving back or to the UK (https://britishexpats.com/forum/moving-back-uk-61/)
-   -   I wish... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/moving-back-uk-61/i-wish-622009/)

mayhemuk Jul 25th 2009 3:04 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Granted - he's dead! Well at least there'll be no new ones.
Wish I had a private jet!

Michelmas Jul 25th 2009 3:18 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by mayhemuk (Post 7784430)
Granted - he's dead! Well at least there'll be no new ones.
Wish I had a private jet!
Granted: It's in your communual hot tub

I wish I was married to a 21 year old beauty queen.

Nits22 Jul 25th 2009 3:45 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Michelmas (Post 7784443)
Granted: It's in your communual hot tub

I wish I was married to a 21 year old beauty queen.
Granted -- but she has clamidia

i wish I was a good interior decorator

Manc Jul 25th 2009 4:14 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Nits22 (Post 7784484)
i wish I was a good interior decorator
granted but you are colourblind.

I wish I had a small knob.

Scouse Express Jul 25th 2009 4:27 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Manc (Post 7784507)
granted but you are colourblind.

I wish I had a small knob.
That was granted at birth!:rofl: Lose the Beer Gut and you'd be able to see it!

Wish I could go back to Blighty every year!


Jim

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 26th 2009 3:42 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Scouse Express (Post 7784521)
That was granted at birth!:rofl: Lose the Beer Gut and you'd be able to see it!

Wish I could go back to Blighty every year!


Jim

Granted, but you'll probably get swine flu and die.


I wish I could run a marathon

dbj1000 Jul 26th 2009 10:41 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7785519)
Granted, but you'll probably get swine flu and die.


I wish I could run a marathon
Granted, but it's now called a Snickers, and it's shrunk from 26 miles to only 5 inches long!

I wish I was funny.

Marmalade Jul 26th 2009 10:58 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by dbj1000 (Post 7786188)
Granted, but it's now called a Snickers, and it's shrunk from 26 miles to only 5 inches long!

I wish I was funny.
Granted, but now you are Kathy Griffin.

I wish for a cute single male neighbor instead of houses full of families as far as the eye can see.

rebs Jul 26th 2009 10:59 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by dbj1000 (Post 7786188)
Granted, but it's now called a Snickers, and it's shrunk from 26 miles to only 5 inches long!

I wish I was funny.
Granted - but now no one will take you seriously as a scientist guy.

I wish I lived by the seaside.

Marmalade Jul 26th 2009 11:03 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by rebs (Post 7786216)
Granted - but now no one will take you seriously as a scientist guy.

I wish I lived by the seaside.
Granted, but all the beaches are infested with biochemical waste.

I wish that I could exercise by just imagining it...

Macca67 Jul 26th 2009 1:22 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Marmalade (Post 7786220)
Granted, but all the beaches are infested with biochemical waste.

I wish that I could exercise by just imagining it...
Granted. It's called wanking

I wish wimmen would stop sending their dirty knickers to me.

Stu_67 Jul 26th 2009 2:05 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Macca67 (Post 7786442)
I wish wimmen would stop sending their dirty knickers to me.
Granted.......Now only incontinent old men send you theirs.

I wish my supervisor wasn't such an incompetent fool.

scrubbedexpat097 Jul 26th 2009 2:56 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Stu_67 (Post 7786506)
Granted.......Now only incontinent old men send you theirs.

I wish my supervisor wasn't such an incompetent fool.

Granted.....Now he's going to fire you:D


I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday

mozoo Jul 26th 2009 7:29 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7786583)
Granted.....Now he's going to fire you:D


I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday


Granted, but tomorrow is Groundhog Day.

I wish my kitchen remodel was finished.

HighSpeedGrandma Jul 26th 2009 11:34 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by mozoo (Post 7787004)
Granted, but tomorrow is Groundhog Day.

I wish my kitchen remodel was finished.
Granted - but your bathroom just collapsed.

I wish it was the end of the workday already.


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