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I wish...
I heard about this on another board and is apparently a hysterical 52 page phenomena and still going- here's how to play :
Make a wish and the next person corrupts it and then makes their own wish. It continues like that. here's an Example Tim: "I wish I could fly" John: "Granted, but you get hit by a plane in Mid air" John: "I wish I won the lottery" Bob: "Granted, but you only won $10" etc etc etc. I'll start.... I wish I could turn myself invisible... |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Michelmas
(Post 7782342)
I heard about this on another board and is apparently a hysterical 52 page phenomena and still going- here's how to play :
Make a wish and the next person corrupts it and then makes their own wish. It continues like that. here's an Example Tim: "I wish I could fly" John: "Granted, but you get hit by a plane in Mid air" John: "I wish I won the lottery" Bob: "Granted, but you only won $10" etc etc etc. I'll start.... I wish I could turn myself invisible... I wish I could travel around the world. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Kaffy Mintcake
(Post 7782344)
Granted, but now your wife has been forced to look at other men.
I wish I could travel around the world. Wish I could go back 20 years in time. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Rete
(Post 7783253)
Granted, but the boat never made port.
Wish I could go back 20 years in time. Wish I was hansom and rich...:eek: |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by radion
(Post 7783266)
Granted , but you never get a birthday cake.
Wish I was hansom and rich...:eek: (N.B. watch the spelling now, kids!) I wish I was pedantic. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by dbj1000
(Post 7783289)
Granted. You're now Joseph HANSOM. You've also been dead for 127 years.
(N.B. watch the spelling now, kids!) I wish I was pedantic. Wish I was settled and happy with my lot ;) |
Re: I wish...
Granted...but you are in a Nursing Home and 101 years old !
Wish I could lose 50lb |
Re: I wish...
Granted...But you lost both legs in a traffic accident.
I wish I could see the future....:thumbsup: |
Re: I wish...
Granted: but now you are blind in the present
I wish I had six pack abs. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by Michelmas
(Post 7783385)
Granted: but now you are blind in the present
I wish I had six pack abs. I wish i had more hours at work |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by YoungSteve17
(Post 7783400)
I wish i had more hours at work
I wish I could play the accordion |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by elfman
(Post 7783419)
granted, but you work at a sewage treatment plant cleaning the intake screens
I wish I could play the accordion I wish the Michael Jackson death / murder/ overdose....news would go away forever. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by ironporer
(Post 7783464)
Granted, but now nobody invites yo to parties.
I wish the Michael Jackson death / murder/ overdose....news would go away forever. I wish I was taller. |
Re: I wish...
Originally Posted by dbj1000
(Post 7783478)
Granted. Now he's still alive.
I wish I was taller. I wish I was able to live long and prosper:thumbup: |
Re: I wish...
Granted but now it's the year 2167 and you are the last man alive on earth wiping your ass with $100 notes
I wish I could turn off this laptop and do some housework |
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