Originally Posted by HighSpeedGrandma (Post 7787611)

Granted - but your bathroom just collapsed.

I wish it was the end of the workday already.

Originally Posted by Michelmas (Post 7782342)

I heard about this on another board and is apparently a hysterical 52 page phenomena and still going- here's how to play :

Make a wish and the next person corrupts it and then makes their own wish. It continues like that.

here's an Example

Tim: "I wish I could fly"
John: "Granted, but you get hit by a plane in Mid air"
John: "I wish I won the lottery"
Bob: "Granted, but you only won $10"

etc etc etc.

I'll start....


I wish I could turn myself invisible...

Originally Posted by radion (Post 7787650)

Granted..but you have been told to also work from home on longer hours

I wish I could remember why wagon wheels were so much bigger when I was younger....

Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz (Post 7788251)

Granted you are now growing younger in a freaky Benjamin Button type fashion

I wish the kids were back at school

Originally Posted by Ash UK/US (Post 7788273)

Granted, but one of your kids got expelled today!

I wish I were taking a trip to England

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7788292)

Granted, but all airfares tripled in price overnight!


I wish I could have a big size Strawberry Milkshake

Originally Posted by Ash UK/US (Post 7788306)

Granted, however it made you gain 3lbs

I wish my kids didn't create some much laundry.

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7788313)

Granted. Your kids are now naked and have been arersted for indecent exposure.



I wish it was cooler today

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 7788333)

granted...but your tree fell through your roof from the weight of all the ice:eek: (as if you don't have enough on your plate, sorry;) )

I wish I had some family over here :(

Originally Posted by sambapink (Post 7788343)

Granted.. but you have been blessed with my MIL and she is a witch :frown:

I wish I didn't suffer with hangovers..

Originally Posted by Ash UK/US (Post 7788414)

Granted, now you drink so much you have Cirrhosis of the Liver.

I wish I didn't have to clean house today.

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 7788434)

Granted, but you have to come clean mine tomorrow!:blink:

I wish I had someone to cook for

Originally Posted by nethead (Post 7788462)

Granted but now you have to cook for a whole platoon.

I wish I were more patient.

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7788683)

Granted, now you can sit and watch SpongeBob 36 times in a row without complaing:p



I wish I was a size 6

Originally Posted by zargof (Post 7788700)

Granted, but you're now 4' 3".

I wish I didn't spend so much time at work.