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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Moving back or to the UK (https://britishexpats.com/forum/moving-back-uk-61/)
-   -   I wish... (https://britishexpats.com/forum/moving-back-uk-61/i-wish-622009/)

radion Jul 25th 2009 5:23 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz (Post 7783546)
Granted but now it's the year 2167 and you are the last man alive on earth wiping your ass with $100 notes

I wish I could turn off this laptop and do some housework
Granted but in doing so you lose your connection for ever...:eek:
and the housework keeps getting bigger and more to do...

I wish I could find more space in my shed

mozoo Jul 25th 2009 6:58 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by radion (Post 7783559)
Granted but in doing so you lose your connection for ever...:eek:
and the housework keeps getting bigger and more to do...

I wish I could find more space in my shed

Granted, but your garage is now full with the crap that was in your shed.

I wish I was healthy.

nethead Jul 25th 2009 7:01 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by mozoo (Post 7783694)
Granted, but your garage is now full with the crap that was in your shed.

I wish I was healthy.
Granted but now your bank account is empty.

I wish my children weren't so noisy.

Michelmas Jul 25th 2009 9:03 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by nethead (Post 7783703)
Granted but now your bank account is empty.

I wish my children weren't so noisy.
Granted: But now your children are obese as there mouths are always full of food.

I wish I was an astronaut...

dunroving Jul 25th 2009 9:14 am
Re: I wish...
 
Granted, but you are Gus Grissom

I wish I was back in the States

Michelmas Jul 25th 2009 9:36 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by dunroving (Post 7783891)
Granted, but you are Gus Grissom

I wish I was back in the States
Granted but you are Monica Lewinsky.

I wish I were a great golfer

ironporer Jul 25th 2009 10:05 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Michelmas (Post 7783926)
Granted but you are Monica Lewinsky.

I wish I were a great golfer
Granted- -you are John Daley.

I wish I was Selma Hayeck's bicycle seat.

HighSpeedGrandma Jul 25th 2009 10:18 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by ironporer (Post 7783948)
Granted- -you are John Daley.

I wish I was Selma Hayeck's bicycle seat.
Granted - but she sold it to John Goodman.

I wish I was Brad Pitts bit on the side.

dbj1000 Jul 25th 2009 10:36 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by HighSpeedGrandma (Post 7783961)
Granted - but she sold it to John Goodman.

I wish I was Brad Pitts bit on the side.
Granted. You're his left love-handle as he fattens up to play in the biopic of Buddah!

(Angelina has adopted an orphan specially to play his right love-handle)

I wish it was longer.

Englishtart Jul 25th 2009 10:41 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by dbj1000 (Post 7783991)
Granted. You're his left love-handle as he fattens up to play in the biopic of Buddah!

(Angelina has adopted an orphan specially to play his right love-handle)

I wish it was longer.

Granted, but now it scares away the ladies and you have to play alone! :eek:

I wish it didn't cost so much to call a plumber out on a weekend! :frown:

mayhemuk Jul 25th 2009 10:55 am
Re: I wish...
 
Granted but the cheaper plumber now has the waste dispsal operating the shower and it's cold!
I wish I'd booked the tickets 4 weeks ago and $500 dollars cheaper!

Michelmas Jul 25th 2009 10:59 am
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by mayhemuk (Post 7784027)
Granted but the cheaper plumber now has the waste dispsal operating the shower and it's cold!
I wish I'd booked the tickets 4 weeks ago and $500 dollars cheaper!
Granted, but you would have flown with Iranian Airways.

I wish I were a squirrel

HighSpeedGrandma Jul 25th 2009 12:46 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by Michelmas (Post 7784032)
Granted, but you would have flown with Iranian Airways.

I wish I were a squirrel
Granted - but you choked on one of your nuts.

I wish I was 25 again.

bevinva Jul 25th 2009 1:30 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Granted but you're a chav.

I wish I was sitting in a pub garden.

made of kent Jul 25th 2009 2:10 pm
Re: I wish...
 
Originally Posted by bevinva (Post 7784310)
Granted but you're a chav.

I wish I was sitting in a pub garden.
Granted but it is full of the above mentioned chavs!
wish the Billy Mays ads would stop! creapy!


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