Worst chat up lines ever......
#62
In a very strong Glasgow accent 'come sit on ma face darlin'....
to which I replied 'why is your nose bigger than your dick'
to which I replied 'why is your nose bigger than your dick'
#65
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i really want to FCK, the only thing missing is U.
Thats a canadian chat up line!!!
I wouldnt say it would work on me, but its one of the better ones i've heard.
Thats a canadian chat up line!!!
I wouldnt say it would work on me, but its one of the better ones i've heard.
#67
I used to work with a guy and his only chat up line was...Any chance of a BJ
he said it worked a treat...somehow I don't think so
freakin weirdo
he said it worked a treat...somehow I don't think so
freakin weirdo
#68
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 36
From: BC, Canada

Just reading these and having a giggle to myself.... a friend of mine was once approached by a guy who said ''Hi, i need to take down your name please'' -when she asked why, his reply was '' so i know what to call you in my dreams later'' ... <sigh> if only he hadnt been such an arrogant t*t lol.
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and very funny: