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Old Apr 27th 2008 | 11:38 am
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"Do you have room in your bag for my Porsche keys"?
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 6:01 am
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In a very strong Glasgow accent 'come sit on ma face darlin'....

to which I replied 'why is your nose bigger than your dick'
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 6:27 am
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Originally Posted by raine66
In a very strong Glasgow accent 'come sit on ma face darlin'....

to which I replied 'why is your nose bigger than your dick'
excellent
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 6:28 am
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Originally Posted by raine66
In a very strong Glasgow accent 'come sit on ma face darlin'....

to which I replied 'why is your nose bigger than your dick'
That reply is pure class... and very funny:
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 8:11 am
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i really want to FCK, the only thing missing is U.
Thats a canadian chat up line!!!

I wouldnt say it would work on me, but its one of the better ones i've heard.
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 8:38 am
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Originally Posted by rabc0077
That reply is pure class... and very funny:
Beware, could also have said No Pinnocio
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 8:53 am
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I used to work with a guy and his only chat up line was...Any chance of a BJ he said it worked a treat...somehow I don't think so freakin weirdo
 
Old Apr 28th 2008 | 4:11 pm
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Just reading these and having a giggle to myself.... a friend of mine was once approached by a guy who said ''Hi, i need to take down your name please'' -when she asked why, his reply was '' so i know what to call you in my dreams later'' ... <sigh> if only he hadnt been such an arrogant t*t lol.

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