Worst chat up lines ever......
Apr 25th 2008 | 5:13 am
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Apr 25th 2008 | 5:38 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
One of my better chat up lines was to a women i used to work with, i told her i'd like to see her wearing 2 things - a smile and a hint of perfume
She replied what perfume did i like
She replied what perfume did i like
Apr 25th 2008 | 6:33 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
The worst "chat up line" is, For a man to stand outside the ladies and ask " have you been for a shit?"
or 
you decide!
or you decide!
Apr 25th 2008 | 1:27 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Not even they were interested. And he was not ugly, just rude obnoxious and full of himself.
The funniest part was that he didn't understand why him calling me what he did, wouldn't make me change my mind and prove him wrong. Turned out to be his chat-up line.
Apr 25th 2008 | 1:33 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
The scare thing is if that was his chat-up line it must have worked at least once.
Apr 25th 2008 | 8:08 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
In a geordie accent.....
" I havn't got much pet, but its enough to fill a pram"
" I havn't got much pet, but its enough to fill a pram"
Apr 26th 2008 | 9:20 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
When I was a student (and terribly innocent!
) I remember a horrible-looking man who I passed in the street, and as he went by he muttered "Fancy a screw?" ..... I just quickened my pace and walked on, but for a long while after that I wished I'd been quick enough to retort, "Yes!, but not with you! 
) I remember a horrible-looking man who I passed in the street, and as he went by he muttered "Fancy a screw?" ..... I just quickened my pace and walked on, but for a long while after that I wished I'd been quick enough to retort, "Yes!, but not with you!
Apr 26th 2008 | 9:37 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
When I was a student (and terribly innocent!) I remember a horrible-looking man who I passed in the street, and as he went by he muttered "Fancy a screw?" ..... I just quickened my pace and walked on, but for a long while after that I wished I'd been quick enough to retort, "Yes!, but not with you!
) I remember a horrible-looking man who I passed in the street, and as he went by he muttered "Fancy a screw?" ..... I just quickened my pace and walked on, but for a long while after that I wished I'd been quick enough to retort, "Yes!, but not with you! 
told him to" P*** off"
Apr 26th 2008 | 9:47 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Ha! I just remembered another from my student days .... I was trying to find a place to rent with a couple of friends, staying at with mate's great-aunt in the interim. We had placed a "wanted" ad in the local rag.....
One day the phone rang, and when I answered it a voice grated "What colour're yer knickers?". I hung up quick and told my friends what had happened.
After a very short whle it rang again, and this time my mate said she'd answer it. She listened for a few seconds then snapped "Pi** Off!!", while the rest of us fell about laughing. The guy didn't call again!
One day the phone rang, and when I answered it a voice grated "What colour're yer knickers?". I hung up quick and told my friends what had happened.
After a very short whle it rang again, and this time my mate said she'd answer it. She listened for a few seconds then snapped "Pi** Off!!", while the rest of us fell about laughing. The guy didn't call again!
Apr 26th 2008 | 9:50 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Ha! I just remembered another from my student days .... I was trying to find a place to rent with a couple of friends, staying at with mate's great-aunt in the interim. We had placed a "wanted" ad in the local rag.....
One day the phone rang, and when I answered it a voice grated "What colour're yer knickers?". I hung up quick and told my friends what had happened.
After a very short whle it rang again, and this time my mate said she'd answer it. She listened for a few seconds then snapped "Pi** Off!!", while the rest of us fell about laughing. The guy didn't call again!
One day the phone rang, and when I answered it a voice grated "What colour're yer knickers?". I hung up quick and told my friends what had happened.
After a very short whle it rang again, and this time my mate said she'd answer it. She listened for a few seconds then snapped "Pi** Off!!", while the rest of us fell about laughing. The guy didn't call again!
Apr 27th 2008 | 3:18 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Ha! I just remembered another from my student days .... I was trying to find a place to rent with a couple of friends, staying at with mate's great-aunt in the interim. We had placed a "wanted" ad in the local rag.....
One day the phone rang, and when I answered it a voice grated "What colour're yer knickers?". I hung up quick and told my friends what had happened.
After a very short whle it rang again, and this time my mate said she'd answer it. She listened for a few seconds then snapped "Pi** Off!!", while the rest of us fell about laughing. The guy didn't call again!
One day the phone rang, and when I answered it a voice grated "What colour're yer knickers?". I hung up quick and told my friends what had happened.
After a very short whle it rang again, and this time my mate said she'd answer it. She listened for a few seconds then snapped "Pi** Off!!", while the rest of us fell about laughing. The guy didn't call again!
Apr 27th 2008 | 4:04 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Once heard a guy ask a girl where she'd been all his life.
She replied "well for half of it I wasn't born"
She replied "well for half of it I wasn't born"
Apr 27th 2008 | 4:19 am
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