Worst chat up lines ever......
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:01 pm
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Worst chat up lines ever......
Right folks, what's the worst chat up line ever?
I was asked in a cocktail bar recently if I fancied a "Screaming Orgasm"....ouch!
Over to you.
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I was asked in a cocktail bar recently if I fancied a "Screaming Orgasm"....ouch!
Over to you.
Sas x
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:07 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
The first thing that comes to mind was when I used to work in an Irish Bar in Downtown Toronto some bloke from Cork tried to woo me with the promise of taking me back to Ireland to his farm and 500 sheep
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:20 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Not me but my friend had the best one ever!
This little suirt of a guy trying to be all romantic in a crowded nightclub, came up to her and whispered in her ear "Would you like to buy a Microwave oven?" He was dead serious and she just fell about laughing.
This little suirt of a guy trying to be all romantic in a crowded nightclub, came up to her and whispered in her ear "Would you like to buy a Microwave oven?"
He was dead serious and she just fell about laughing.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:27 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Does anyone remember that woeful Dire Straits song Romeo and Juliet? Well my sister was at a disco (many years ago obviously) when that song was playing and some guy actually said "I'll be you Romeo if you'll be my Juliet. What makes it even worse was she actually thought it was really sweet.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:30 pm
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Does anyone remember that woeful Dire Straits song Romeo and Juliet? Well my sister was at a disco (many years ago obviously) when that song was playing and some guy actually said "I'll be you Romeo if you'll be my Juliet. What makes it even worse was she actually thought it was really sweet.
Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:36 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
'Get your coat you've pulled', and 'What do you want for breakfast', neither worked.
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Apr 23rd 2008 | 12:39 pm
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Apr 23rd 2008 | 1:28 pm
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
My ex-roomate had a good line thrown her once.
Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet?
Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said?
Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet?
Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun!
Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel!
Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet?
Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said?
Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet?
Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun!
Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel!
Apr 24th 2008 | 3:21 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
My ex-roomate had a good line thrown her once.
Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet?
Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said?
Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet?
Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun!
Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel!
Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet?
Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said?
Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet?
Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun!
Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel!
Sas x
Apr 24th 2008 | 3:28 am
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
A friend of mine was asked 'Should I ring 999 because you're so hot?' 
Fingers down throat.
In my 20's I was asked if I was Joanna Lumley's daughter......? WTH? I look nothing like Joanna Lumley....wonder if he varied the celeb, depending on hair colour and height?
Fingers down throat.In my 20's I was asked if I was Joanna Lumley's daughter......? WTH? I look nothing like Joanna Lumley....wonder if he varied the celeb, depending on hair colour and height?
