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Worst chat up lines ever......
Right folks, what's the worst chat up line ever?
I was asked in a cocktail bar recently if I fancied a "Screaming Orgasm"....ouch!:rofl: Over to you. Sas x |
Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by saskia65
(Post 6256590)
Right folks, what's the worst chat up line ever?
I was asked in a cocktail bar recently if I fancied a "Screaming Orgasm" |
Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
The first thing that comes to mind was when I used to work in an Irish Bar in Downtown Toronto some bloke from Cork tried to woo me with the promise of taking me back to Ireland to his farm and 500 sheep:rofl:
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by bazzz
(Post 6256592)
Of course, he could have been entirely serious and you just turned down a fantastic shag.
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Not me but my friend had the best one ever!:lol:
This little suirt of a guy trying to be all romantic in a crowded nightclub, came up to her and whispered in her ear "Would you like to buy a Microwave oven?":rofl::rofl::rofl: He was dead serious and she just fell about laughing. |
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Does anyone remember that woeful Dire Straits song Romeo and Juliet? Well my sister was at a disco (many years ago obviously) when that song was playing and some guy actually said "I'll be you Romeo if you'll be my Juliet. What makes it even worse was she actually thought it was really sweet.:blink:
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by Elaine B.
(Post 6256649)
Does anyone remember that woeful Dire Straits song Romeo and Juliet? Well my sister was at a disco (many years ago obviously) when that song was playing and some guy actually said "I'll be you Romeo if you'll be my Juliet. What makes it even worse was she actually thought it was really sweet.:blink:
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
'Get your coat you've pulled', and 'What do you want for breakfast', neither worked.
Charlie :wub: |
Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by AmyDavid
(Post 6256657)
Ahh that is sweet - specially if the guy is gorgeous...any cheesey chat up line is forgiveable if the man is gorgeous!!
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
My ex-roomate had a good line thrown her once.
Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet? Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said? Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet? Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun! Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel! |
Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by dthomas
(Post 6256822)
My ex-roomate had a good line thrown her once.
Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet? Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said? Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet? Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun! Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel! Sas x |
Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by saskia65
(Post 6256590)
Right folks, what's the worst chat up line ever?
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
A friend of mine was asked 'Should I ring 999 because you're so hot?' :eek: Fingers down throat.
In my 20's I was asked if I was Joanna Lumley's daughter......? WTH? I look nothing like Joanna Lumley....wonder if he varied the celeb, depending on hair colour and height? :rofl: |
Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
(Post 6259873)
"I didn't know that you were a lesbian..."
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Re: Worst chat up lines ever......
Originally Posted by saskia65
(Post 6259886)
Was that after you knocked him back, or in anticipation? :rofl:
It didn't come from a man... |
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