Worst chat up lines ever......
 

Right folks, what's the worst chat up line ever?

I was asked in a cocktail bar recently if I fancied a "Screaming Orgasm"....ouch!:rofl:

Over to you.

Sas x

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Of course, he could have been entirely serious and you just turned down a fantastic shag.

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The first thing that comes to mind was when I used to work in an Irish Bar in Downtown Toronto some bloke from Cork tried to woo me with the promise of taking me back to Ireland to his farm and 500 sheep:rofl:

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It did cross my mind......after the event.......guess I will never know......:confused::blink::unsure:

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Not me but my friend had the best one ever!:lol:

This little suirt of a guy trying to be all romantic in a crowded nightclub, came up to her and whispered in her ear "Would you like to buy a Microwave oven?":rofl::rofl::rofl: He was dead serious and she just fell about laughing.

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Does anyone remember that woeful Dire Straits song Romeo and Juliet? Well my sister was at a disco (many years ago obviously) when that song was playing and some guy actually said "I'll be you Romeo if you'll be my Juliet. What makes it even worse was she actually thought it was really sweet.:blink:

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Ahh that is sweet - specially if the guy is gorgeous...any cheesey chat up line is forgiveable if the man is gorgeous!!

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Oh good god no there's never an excuse for a line like that!! you're as sick as my sister :eek:

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My ex-roomate had a good line thrown her once.

Greaseball from Carlisle: Aye, pet?

Lise: Hoy, wot t'you said?

Greaseball from Carlisle: Ah seed, d'y fancey soom chicken keebab, pet?

Lise: Chiy'kun? Wozzit? Ah luyk chiy'kun!

Greaseball from Carlisle: Greet - so whay doont yea suck on me kook - 'coz itz fowel!

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What a smooth talker, do you think she has his number? lol

Sas x

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"I didn't know that you were a lesbian..."

:blink:

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A friend of mine was asked 'Should I ring 999 because you're so hot?' :eek: Fingers down throat.

In my 20's I was asked if I was Joanna Lumley's daughter......? WTH? I look nothing like Joanna Lumley....wonder if he varied the celeb, depending on hair colour and height? :rofl:

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Was that after you knocked him back, or in anticipation? :rofl:

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It didn't come from a man...

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Der, I'm a bit slow today. :unsure:
Dredging back, I remembered.....'I'm broke, but for you I'd do it for free'....don't you just swoon at that? :rofl:

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'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

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Guy: "Do you have any Italian in you?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Would you like some?"

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Well many years back at a Bass brewery party we got one of the lads to go over to a girl we picked out (on a £5 bet) to go over a try the “grap your Coat you’ve pulled” line..

Now he was very good looking and didn’t know it, nor did he know that the particular girl we picked hadn’t taken her eyes of him all night

So off he goes after a bit of persuasion and delivers the line,

His face was a picture when she grasped his arm and practically dragged him out the door or the pub

We didn’t see him until the next day at work and he refused to talk to us about it

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I am not embarrassed to say that the worst one I used (which worked by the way) was......

Are your mum and dad thieves?

Usual answer "no" with vicious look in eyes

Answer - Who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes then?

Cringe............

Cheers

Dobbie :thumbsup:

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Was asked once :Would you like to be buried with our ones?" WTF

only in Norn Iron eh? Bet ElaineB has heard this before:rofl:

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I used to work in a bar when i was younger, one line some guy used on me was.........." Do you fancy a f##k?" also had a guy ask "Do you want to see my permit?" like a fool i asked what for, to which the reply was "the wild animal i keep in my trousers"

Think the most embarrassing thing i've had though, was a very drunk rugby team, trying to sing 'you've lost that loving feeling' to me (think top gun, but with more swearing,broken noses and puke covered shirts!) nice!

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Better than : 'Do you fancy a shag?'

Me, in horror, 'No!'

Him : "Well, stand still, because I do."

Yuk!

A whole rugby team? Swoon! Perhaps pre-match? :rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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lol.
I believe there are 2 pick up lines in NI, both usually shouted from a passing car or from across the street.

1) Alriiiiight love!
2) Giz a go at ye!

Backward, eh?

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That's class - but soo true:rofl:

Oh you give me a right old laugh, thanks:thumbup:

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was out with my mum shopping and had a loose fitting summer dress on sort of maternity style but i wasn't pregnant or fat i was 19 these 2 guys walked pass and said would love to have been the cause of that, meaning getting me pregnant yuk or what

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That's soo funny, what class these young guys have - bet that didn't impress you as a 19 year old though:rofl:

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made me blush i was very innocent in those days ;)

some guy did ask me to come look at his etchings :blink:

also had can i fill your tank up sugar :thumbdown:

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Yeah right, innocent, you Ms snooty chuckle fanny:eek:

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once upon a time :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Indeed I have:thumbsup: Now you see why I married a Canadian.

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I knew it, I knew it:rofl:

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What's a good Canadian chat up line?

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I'm not sure but it probably involves Beavers;)

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:blink::rofl::rofl:

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Back in the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth this roadie working for a rather famous band playing at a club I was working at was hitting on me. I had zero interest in the guy and thought he was a complete arse. I was so correct in my opinion because when it finally dawned on him that my NO! NOT INTERESTED! actually did mean exactly that "NO! NOT INTERESTED!" I was swiftly branded a lesbian menopausal b*tch.

I was 18.

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Overheard in a bar in Darwin:

I sleep with ugly girls too you know

(from a 60-something (male) bush pilot in town for the night to a 20-something (female) backpacker wanting to visit Kakadu in the wet season).

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:rofl:
Someone did ask me once what i was going to cook him for breakfast :blink:
was in Tesco shopping at the time :rofl:

Worst insult was one of the old age pensioners who collect the trollys at Sainsbury's walked back to my car with me as i was nr a trolly bay, somehow we got onto cereals i said my son loves weetabix or something he said it was nearly my lucky day he was going to ask me out until he found out i had kids :eek:

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You minx, is no man safe?