Der, I'm a bit slow today.
Dredging back, I remembered.....'I'm broke, but for you I'd do it for free'....don't you just swoon at that?

'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Guy: "Do you have any Italian in you?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Would you like some?"

Well many years back at a Bass brewery party we got one of the lads to go over to a girl we picked out (on a £5 bet) to go over a try the “grap your Coat you’ve pulled” line..

Now he was very good looking and didn’t know it, nor did he know that the particular girl we picked hadn’t taken her eyes of him all night

So off he goes after a bit of persuasion and delivers the line,

His face was a picture when she grasped his arm and practically dragged him out the door or the pub

We didn’t see him until the next day at work and he refused to talk to us about it

I am not embarrassed to say that the worst one I used (which worked by the way) was......

Are your mum and dad thieves?

Usual answer "no" with vicious look in eyes

Answer - Who stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes then?

Cringe............

Cheers

Dobbie

Was asked once :Would you like to be buried with our ones?" WTF

only in Norn Iron eh? Bet ElaineB has heard this before

I used to work in a bar when i was younger, one line some guy used on me was.........." Do you fancy a f##k?" also had a guy ask "Do you want to see my permit?" like a fool i asked what for, to which the reply was "the wild animal i keep in my trousers"

Think the most embarrassing thing i've had though, was a very drunk rugby team, trying to sing 'you've lost that loving feeling' to me (think top gun, but with more swearing,broken noses and puke covered shirts!) nice!

Better than : 'Do you fancy a shag?'

Me, in horror, 'No!'

Him : "Well, stand still, because I do."

Yuk!

A whole rugby team? Swoon! Perhaps pre-match?

lol.
I believe there are 2 pick up lines in NI, both usually shouted from a passing car or from across the street.

1) Alriiiiight love!
2) Giz a go at ye!

Backward, eh?

That's class - but soo true

Oh you give me a right old laugh, thanks

was out with my mum shopping and had a loose fitting summer dress on sort of maternity style but i wasn't pregnant or fat i was 19 these 2 guys walked pass and said would love to have been the cause of that, meaning getting me pregnant yuk or what

That's soo funny, what class these young guys have - bet that didn't impress you as a 19 year old though

made me blush i was very innocent in those days

some guy did ask me to come look at his etchings

also had can i fill your tank up sugar

Yeah right, innocent, you Ms snooty chuckle fanny